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International Heckling Day

Bozilla The Clown
Yes. “HECKLING DAY” is finally here, kiddies! Nothing spreads lots of cheer, readership and lotsa hits like a good meme. Here is your chance to hit comments all over CyberTown and cause chaos and mayhem wherever you go… and drive your hit counters through the roof.

What is heckling day?
What, are you stupid or something? What part of “Heckling” + “Day” don’t you understand?

OBJECTIVE: To go INTO every comment box you can, heckle the shit out of them, and try to run them off their blog by posting the following comment:

BOO! GET OFF YOUR BLOG!!!! YOU SUCK!!!
You have been officially heckled on International Heckling Day.
No, you were heckled. Do not try to come back with something clever, or I shall return to heckle you some more.

Tons of people will go back to your blog to to try and figure out what the hell your problem is. New readers. Think about it.

What if I’ve been heckled?
Are you gonna take that crap FROM some troll??? HECKLE ‘EM BACK!!!

What if it’s a sad post, like the death of a pet or something?
Post it twice. They may not be paying attention in their time of sadness.

My spouse doesn’t understand me…
Don’t you have some comments to hit??? SHOO! SCRAM!!!

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This entry was posted on Thursday, June 19th, 2003 at 12:18 am and is filed under As The Web Burns, Attention Trolls™, Basic Stupidity. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

Alwin Hawkins

All in good fun, folks. Heckling (and counter-heckling) is an artform. It’s supposed to get a little rough. Like this:

“Eric, did your mother have any children that lived?”

See, isn’t that easy?
-=e=- the merciless

LOL!!! You da man, Alwin!
(No matter what half the web thinks of you! BWAAAAA!!!!)

I have been laughing my ass off over all these comments all day! Even if no one else is HAVING fun, I sure am… and well, I’m the one who counts.
Lambchop

BOO! GET OFF YOUR BLOG!!!! YOU SUCK!!!
You have been officially heckled on International Heckling Day.
No, you were heckled. Do not try to come back with something clever, or I shall return to heckle you some more.

There – heckled back – and just in time, too!

I do suck, but I’ve never had any complaints before *g*,
Busy MOm

What’s not to understand?
brantastic!

lousy jerk even memes like a loser. get off your blog! BOOO HISSSSS…

(thought i’d heckle back, although i’m lightyears late. xoxo)
Etan

BOO! GET OFF YOUR BLOG!!!! YOU SUCK!!!
You have been officially heckled on International Heckling Day.
No, you were heckled. Do not try to come back with something clever, or I shall return to heckle you some more.
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