The terrible twos: EricBrooks.Com® turns two today.
What to do, what to do….
Sorry, my tradition of launching a new website/webproject on my birthday has been cancelled this year… well, for obvious reasons.
Yeah… I turn 36 today too.
whoop-dee-do.
New Slogan on this site: “Life: I can’t take another waking second of it.”






August 23rd, 2001 at 12:00 pm
happy birthday, eric brooks.
this site is good for repeated looks.
it seems to me it’s pretty filled up.
do you mean to say this is just the build-up?
your rants your links. your comments posted.
your great big mouth has gotten you toasted.
just hang on - don’t go away.
your friends await what you have to say
we’ll stick around. we just can’t miss
the chance to see what’s more terrible than this.
August 24th, 2001 at 12:00 pm
Happy…um…aw screw it. Lets just go ahead and roll out the Spank-O-Tron! Hmm…36 spankings, sweet.
August 26th, 2001 at 12:00 pm
Not the Spank-O-Tron!!!??? KEWL, thanx Dan!!!! Hilarious poem BOB… thankie, thankie… <SNIFF!!!>
August 27th, 2001 at 12:00 pm
Happy birthday, sweetie!!!