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Siskel and -e-bert rent a movie

“SHE’S DANCING ON THE BED IN HER UNDERWEAR!!!”
*Runs down the stairs watches until Britney’s fully clothed in the next scene.*

“She’s getting undressed! Hurry!”
*Nearly break at least one leg while falling down the majority of the stairs. Limp back upstairs while she gets re-dressed.*

(Repeat several times)

I have decided with what little a managed to catch of Crossroads, it’s probably one of the greatest movies ever created.

Of course points had to be subtracted due to the fact that the movie seems to be cluttered with that icky “dialogue” and “plot” stuff.

… and because I think I should have a doctor look at my leg.

I’m pretty sure that really hard and sharp thing protruding out of my pant leg is a compound fracture.

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Faith Says:
September 22nd, 2002 at 2:07 am

Pig!

-e- Says:
September 22nd, 2002 at 1:45 pm

I had a relapse.
It happens…(?)

Jen Says:
September 22nd, 2002 at 5:01 pm

Oh man! What Faith said!

skarlet Says:
September 22nd, 2002 at 6:44 pm

Oh ladies, he’ll get his someday when some creepy guy is leering at his daughter and he tries to come to one of us for sympathy and shared outrage. Just make a note of this and move along.

Jen Says:
September 22nd, 2002 at 8:49 pm

I bow to the wisdom of skarlet! Bwahahaha. Such insight! Excellent.

-e- Says:
September 22nd, 2002 at 10:28 pm

Uhm… that’s different.
I already see boys leering at them, and I’m ready to kick their perverted little asses. That’s wrong. Very wrong.

Maria Says:
September 23rd, 2002 at 8:45 am

LMAO!!

toxiclabrat Says:
September 23rd, 2002 at 11:53 am

So, can Brit act???

batty Says:
September 23rd, 2002 at 5:55 pm

But Eric always has been an adorable pig, right?
But pig nevertheless.
And yes, I can see the fatherly outrage is going to be very very funny. *giggle*

mike Says:
September 23rd, 2002 at 6:18 pm

Kazaa enabled me to see pieces of this movie. She had scene in which cried rather well, but other than that, there wasn’t enough T and way (way) too little A.

Tammie Says:
September 24th, 2002 at 9:18 am

Grils,he’s just being a male.No matter how much we may not like it…

Harald Says:
September 24th, 2002 at 5:27 pm

Stupid movies deserve stupid viewing.

batty Says:
September 25th, 2002 at 1:44 pm

Hmmm. He’s also being. quiet.
Too quiet.
Something’s up.
*starts looking around for trapdoors or other mischief*

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