So good to see the Queen of Hearts back on Problem Adults.

We didn’t have the capabilities and know-how that we have now, so her Majesty was forced to post her column in message boards, now she can do it right in her own section.

So, do you write? Tutorials? Erotica? Columns?

Well we WANT YOU! With the newly-remodeled Problem Adults v3.0, we’re going back to our original vision of making the site a one-stop-shop for all your web needs. It’s a great place to promote yourself and even escape the pressures of everyday life.

What we lack in pay (none, actually) we more than make up for in international fame.

More details in my Zoints blog entry over there.

What you can’t see it? Guess you have to join us then, huh?

Yeah, there’s always a catch with me.
You should know that by now.

As you can see, I’ve been spending a lot of time upgrading/repairing the place. Trying to optimize the site for better search engine placement for Web Designers in the Poconos.

Plans are in the works to bring back the “Free Stuff” section. That was always popular, and as you recall I had to shut it down for a while. I also want to highlight my 3D work and what better way to do that than to make a “Meet The Cast” section on the site:

Of course there’s CyberPal… I’ve recently redone him and remapped his head for better rendering.

There’s also a new Bozilla the Clown, done up in Michael 3, but making his clothes fit his fat ass is a pain (then again, the P4 version was a hassle too. Definite discrimination against the “calorically-challenged” in the 3D world!)

But the piece de resistance is our lovely SpokesModel and my cyber-sidekick, Randi… who translated to Victoria 3 almost flawlessly… is she still a hottie, or what?

Also scheduled to be featured will be Stress-Man, as well as the Vixens from ClubX (Jeanna, Miss Demeanor and Dixie). And all of the textures, morphs, props and playsets will be available in the new Free Stuff section.

You can always change the look on this site. It might encourage me to make more designs for the site.
The site’s been “skinned” for quite a few years now, but I never made it public. Also on my list is revamping a lot of my Phoenix Scripts. Brought back the “Users Online” script, added upload functions to the backend and even made CAPTCHAS for my guestbook and contact pages to control the spam (UGH!).

This site’s been falling apart for some time now. A little maintenance is in order.

My apologies for the delay, but the E-Card section is back up!

MySQL is doing things a little bit differently now and all of my home grown PhoenixCMS scripts are going to be needing some quick rewrites. But it was tried and tested with my sweetie pie sending mushy cards back and forth to each other all night, and it works like a charm (with a few new improvements)!

GET YOUR FREE EASTER E-CARDS HERE

Where else can you find pics of me as the Easter Bunny doing sick things to people’s mailboxes?

(Didn’t you find it a little odd that the Easter Bunny and I have the same initials?)

I’ve gotten a few complaints about the e-card section. Everyone is receiving an error message that it’s doesn’t like certain input. I think it’s tied to the new MySQL here, if you recall it now converts everything to UTF-8 and other surprises. I’ve been having a lot of problems with the way the date functions are working now.

Well, I’ve been meaning to rewrite the script anyway… so please bear with me here, and I apologize for any inconveniences.