May prosperity and power come to us all and all our dreams realized!
What are you doing reading this? Go out there and MAKE IT HAPPEN! Read the rest of this entry »
Someone posted this picture on the Pocono Forums. Supposedly the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass in Chicago.
Well, you know… it didn’t quite look like the Virgin Mary. (Well, at least not any part of her body that we would normally see!) I was beginning to worry that maybe EVERYTHING looks like a woman’s vagina to me now.
It’s been so friggin’ long that I’m actually amazed that I remember what one looks like! Read the rest of this entry »
One of the best essays I have ever read. A Pagan named Father Crow breaks down religious belief and human nature. It boils down to Aristotle and his theory of dualism… either something is, or it isn’t. Read the rest of this entry »
VATICAN CITY - Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany, a hard-line guardian of conservative doctrine, was elected the new pope Tuesday evening in the first conclave of the new millennium. He chose the name Pope Benedict XVI and called himself “a simple, humble worker.”
Awwww yeah!!!! LET’S GET READY TO HUMBLLLLLLLLE!*
For those of you hoping for a kinder, gentler Pope who will ease up and allow birth control and priests marrying, and gay rights? FORGET IT!
No more of that sissy “Easter/Christmas” crap for you! I wouldn’t be surprised if the following decrees are canonized post haste: Read the rest of this entry »
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