May 19th, 2005
"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." -
Godwin’s Law -
First there was the “Bush = Hitler” protest signs, long before that was the clever knickname for Senator Clinton (”Hitlery”), and now everyone from Pat Robertson to Sen. Santorum is comparing the fillibustering Democrats to the Nazis…
Like Anton LaVey says in his books, “Simply put: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like”.
Everyone is Hitler these days. That teacher who gave your child detention is Hitler, those spammers putting comments in your blog is Hitler… hell, that little bastard paperboy who keeps tossing your newspaper in puddles has GOT to be Hitler, right? Who else would do such a thing?
You’re all wrong.
You know who IS Hitler?
My gerbil. I have proof.
Sure. Look at him innocently running on his wheel, nibbling on his water bottle. I know he’s secretly plotting world domination and exterminating 55 million people.
You aren’t fooling anyone, fucker.
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May 18th, 2005
Meet the talibans
If you don’t think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in the last five minutes…
1. You are a traitor and should be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib (your choice)
or…
2, You saw something REALLY Fucking funny five minutes ago (So never mind)
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March 6th, 2005
I love Jack Chick, I really do. I find myself addicted to his tracts and his odd reasoning sometimes. He’s a great artist and he captures those unsaved people getting livid over hearing the name “Jesus Christ” like nobody else!
Basically there’s three ways to convert people to Christianity.
There’s the tried and true method of capturing and torturing them and their loved ones , until they accept Christ into their heathen lil’ hearts…(made popular during the Crusades and the inquisition)
There’s the rarely used tactic of actually practicing Christianity, loving your neighbor and showing acts of kindness to let them know that you are following Jesus’ principles…
Then there’s Jack Chick’s method. Put out a comic book that lets you know that a horrifying fate of eternal torment is waiting for you in Hell unless you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour.
Basically it boils down to this with the Chick method:
If you’re a Catholic… you’re going to hell
If you watch Harry Potter…. you’re going to hell
If you read any other Bible besides the King James version… you’re going to hell
If you’re a mormon, freemason, buddhist, muslim… well, three guesses where you’re going? (The first two guesses don’t count).
Here is a parody where Jack Chick dies and faces judgment, like so many of the other characters he’s written about. It’s freakin’ hilarious!
Here are the rest of Weird Dave’s Chick Parodies… (Warning: Excessive laughter may cause damage to your computer screen if the operator is foolishly drinking a beverage. Be smart, don’t drink and surf parody sites!)
Church of the Subgenius steps in with a parody of “Somebody loves me“, in which the abused boy accepts “Bob” as his Lord and Saviour just before dying…
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February 27th, 2005
You know what?
I think WHUZZUPDATE is going to be switched to Plain text email in the next one.
I just found out my subscribing function has been busted for the last month (you have to confirm, but you can’t confirm if you don’t get the damn confirmation email, can you?). While testing it, the HTML mail automatically registers as “spam”. I send out an html mail “thank you” with the E-Cards…. and don’t have this problem. GAH!!!!!
So, I send out my latest newsletter, titled “I (heart) my cat, I (spade) my dog“. Basically explaining why my last post has the word “hiatus” in it. Long time CyberPals know that’s a codeword for something.
Even the plain text emails are ending up in my Yahoo Bulk Mail folder… ARRRRGH!!!!!
It’s quite foolproof (well, except for the fact that I can’t make your ISP understand it’s not spam.) If you put in your name and email above, it will tell you on the top of this page if you’re subscribed or not… so if you’re not sure, give it a whirl.
If you’re sure you ARE subscribed, check your spam filters, or bulk mail folders.
I’m going to bed….
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December 2nd, 2004
Between the four blogs I am currently managing… I have deleted well over 1,000 comment spams FROM this jerkoff in the past few days. You’ll never see them because Wordpress has some awesome features that automatically detects spam and throws it INTO a queue, pending moderation.
Now for someone who asks “why do these people spam, it can’t be all that profitable?!!?”.
Apparently, you don’t understand the spamming industry.
The companies and websites that you are being spammed with are not the ones doing the spamming. They hire someone to do this.
The spammers get paid whether you buy the crap or not.
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