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The evil seductive chair of not-so-niceness

November 30th, 2006

Moi? Evil?
Personally I’ve always considered that to be a bad rap. Being evil doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person, right?

THE WEB GOD SPEAKS!!!!

March 19th, 2006

… AND HE SAYS IN A LOUD BOOMING VOICE….

“Jesus Christ I gotta clean the loft today. What a mess!” OY!

  • My ash tray runneth over. I smoke WAY too damn much.
  • And cleaning comment spam out of here has become a full time job. (What’s up with the new shit that reads like gibberish?).
  • ~T~ is moving us all on a new server so I’ve been tidying up and backing up all my MySQL data.
  • Don’t you wish you were me?
    Sorry. The position of annoying & sarcastic pain in the ass on the web has already been taken! :P

    But man, speaking of WebGods… are my eyes decieving me? Did I just get a visit by the one and only Mz. Kitty?

    I mean, damn… this woman is an internet legend! I remember a time where you couldn’t visit a blog or website that didn’t have her graphics on it! Well, of course I’m still here darling… with all these “Eric Brookses” out there clamoring for this domain name, I ain’t letting it go! :D

    I love when I get emails from some guy named “Eric Brooks”… they’re always amazed to find someone with the same name as them (look in the white pages, genius!). Wonder if all the guys named “Danny Gonzalez” go through this… I had three friends with that name growing up.

    Is it me or do all guys named Eric Brooks think they’re the center of the universe? If I irritate you people even HALF as much as these guys do to me… I am SOOOO SORRY!

    See a therapist! Maybe we can all get a group discount or something.

    A day in the life of Eric Brooks

    February 21st, 2006

    I’m eating a blueberry muffin as my dumb dog is just sitting here waiting for me to share with him. (He’s been here for four months. He REALLY should know better by now!)

    I’m blowing crumbs in his face.
    He really hates when I do that. Yet he doesn’t move.

    STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE!

    Dear UPS…

    December 26th, 2005

    Well, where do I begin?

    I registered on your site, all for the sole purpose of changing the shipping address to a package that couldn’t be delivered to me. Why? Because the 800 number on my card isn’t accepting any phone calls due to high volume.

    After registering, I was offered an impressive and wide range of options. I now know the names of all the people who have handled the package, their GPA averages in school and their full sexual history. I was able to do everything except what I set out to do, which was change my damn mailing address. I found extensive details on how to go about doing this, except these links and buttons in the instructions were non-existant.

    Once upon a time, I thought I was a fairly intelligent person.
    Thanks for straightening me out on that misconception.

    -=e=-

    My Gerbil is Hitler!

    May 19th, 2005
    "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." - Godwin’s Law -

    First there was the “Bush = Hitler” protest signs, long before that was the clever knickname for Senator Clinton (”Hitlery”), and now everyone from Pat Robertson to Sen. Santorum is comparing the fillibustering Democrats to the Nazis…

    Like Anton LaVey says in his books, “Simply put: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like”.

    Everyone is Hitler these days. That teacher who gave your child detention is Hitler, those spammers putting comments in your blog is Hitler… hell, that little bastard paperboy who keeps tossing your newspaper in puddles has GOT to be Hitler, right? Who else would do such a thing?

    You’re all wrong.

    You know who IS Hitler?
    My gerbil. I have proof.

    Sure. Look at him innocently running on his wheel, nibbling on his water bottle. I know he’s secretly plotting world domination and exterminating 55 million people.

    You aren’t fooling anyone, fucker.


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