Just finished watching 'The Never Ending Story'
August 31st, 2011WTF???
I rented this thing until April… I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Old What's new at EricBrooks.Com plus news and gossip all over CyberTown
Before anyone questions my Search History…
July 23rd, 2011Let me explain:
I am doing research for my new book about ‘Barely Legal Pygmy Whores’, okay?
Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS?
July 6th, 2011Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, when the first thing I had to do tonite was stand up and say, ‘My name is Eric and I’m an alcoholic’?
You Know You Have a Drinking Problem When…
July 2nd, 2011You wake up to a blender in bed with you…
And you get nervous.
This Ever Happen to You?
June 23rd, 2011Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed?
Uhhhh… me neither. o_0
Arachnophobia pop-up book?
April 8th, 2011Oh and the guy who suggested making my “Overcoming Arachnophobia”, into a “pop-up” book?
I hate you right now.
Funny, but I hate you.
My latest book "13 Ways to Overcome Triscadecaphobia"
April 8th, 2011My latest book “13 Ways to Overcome Triscadecaphobia” seems to be sitting on shelves untouched for some reason.
It’s 10PM… do you know who YOUR child married online?
February 17th, 2011Well they got “married” on Runescape. Seems legit to m… OH COME ON, DO PARENTS EVEN KNOW WHAT THEIR KIDS ARE DOING ONLINE (or offline) ANYMORE???
13-Year-Old Raped by Her Virtual ‘Husband’, 54
thestir.cafemom.com
“A man traveled hundreds of miles three times to have sex with his long-distance wife. That almost sounds like a normal romantic story, right? Well, no…“
I’m with the writer on this one. The mother realizes a creepy old man has been coming in town to have sex with your child after the third time? (And I doubt even the 13 year old was dumb enough to believe they were really married in an online game… much less Mr. Pedo.)
Parents: Watch your kids online… or someone else will. *shudders*
Quiz-O-Rama
October 23rd, 2010Gee and all this time I thought I was drawn to Bad Girls. :p
You Fall for the Guy or Girl Next Door Type
“You think that people make love too complicated, and what you want in a partner happens to be pretty simple. You’re content with someone who’s nice, attractive, honest, and normal. So how come that’s so hard to find? You are fairly traditional, and you value security in relationships more than most people. It’s important for you to find someone loyal. When you find the right person, you don’t expect much …“
Risk taker, thrill seeker, with a wild streak? Sweet little ol’ shy me?
Your Birthday Predicts You’re Fiery“Ever since you were born, you’ve loved taking risks. You crave excitement and thrills. You are driven by your passion. You may have a wild streak, but you also love learning and experiencing life. You’re multi-faceted and can’t be labeled. You’re sexy, smart, flexible, and stubborn.“
My inner child bullied you and took your lunch money too!
You Crave Inspiration
“You are pessimistic about your present but optimistic about your future. You see lots of possibilities. You see love as passion. You think there is a physical and chemical component to love that can’t be denied. You expect other people to respect you. You are respectful of them in return. Your inner child is energetic. You still have a lot of enthusiasm every day.“
Bored Stupid (as usual)
October 21st, 2010Aw man… MySpace wont let me revive old mass emails tonight. What’s a bored gOdOfMiScHiEf to do???
Dots O' Links
Here are a list of other great blogs and journals for you to check out. Due to Technorati's way of ranking sites, and I don't have a blogroll, I've pulled these right out of my Links Page.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
13 queries. 0.344 seconds. Powered by WordPress
Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are solely those of Eric Brooks. They do not necessarily reflect those of his employers, friends, contacts, family, or even his pets (though my cat, Puddy, seems to agree with me on many key issues.). In accordance to my terms of use, you hereby acknowledge my right to psychoanalyze you, practice accupuncture, and mock you incessantly with every visit. As the user, you also acknowledge that the author has been legally declared a "Problem Adult" by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, and is therefore not responsible for any of his actions.
RSS Syndication