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LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.
9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right! LOL!
Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world. LOL!
I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Jews really DID do the WTC. LMAO!
If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’ LOL!!!
Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).
All this time I thought they hated Michael Moore for his anti-gun “Bowling for Columbine” and his anti-war “Fahrenheit 9/11“, and his pro-socialized medicine “Sicko“.
Well, get this, according to Alex “The New World Order is Coming!!!” Jones, Michael Moore is part of the conspiracy to “Help President Bush cover up his crimes” by not doing enough to uncover the “911 Truth”, and candy coats it by making Bush look like an idiot that can’t string a coherent sentence together with an administration of incompetents.
No. Really. See for yourself…
Have you seen his Alex Joneses new movie, Endgame yet? OMFG!!! He seems to pull the same tactic he does with Moore in the clip above. For two hours you can sit there and watch him stand outside a Bilderberg conference, go “what are they talking about in there?”, and then fill in the gaps with absurd conspiracy theories where only the weak minded can possibly swallow this bullshit.
All this time, I thought “Farenheit 911″ simply wanted to explain to the public how we went from 9/11 to Afghanistan to a war with a country that had nothing to so with it, at a time when 70% of the public was CONVINCED Saddam Hussein was involved.
One step at a time, conspiracy man… you still haven’t convinced me that David Rockefeller wants to destroy 80% of the world, eliminate the United States, form the North American Union and live forever when he looks like he’s going to keel over any day now!
On the plus side, according to him, the NWO has already “ordained” Hillary Clinton as the next President of the United States of Amer North American Union… thereby saving me the trouble of standing in line for three hours next year voting for her.
Well all you Right Wing pundits that pretended to hate Michael Moore while he secretly served our Overlords in the New World Order…
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me…. uh… I wont get fooled again!
“Dog the Bounty Hunter” has been pulled off the air by A&E, the cable network announced Friday. The network stopped short of saying the show was canceled, apparently leaving open the possibility of a return with new episodes or reruns. “In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take Dog The Bounty Hunter off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future,” A&E said in prepared statement. “We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”
Now don’t get me wrong, I love his show, and I think the Duane “Dog” Chapman is cool as hell… but really, this is inexcusable.
But you have to see the hilarious irony in a guy who didn’t want to risk “throwing away 30 years of work” only to say the “N-Word” over and over again in what he thought was a private conversation. *points and laughs*
Gawd, I thought I was watching an episode of the Boondocks!
Let’s just hope the LAPD doesn’t get wind of this… they may start to use that word next! *GASP*
If you’re not familiar with LoLo, he’s probably one of the best scambusters there is. His posts exposing the fake girl profiles on MySpace or the Truth about the Adult Dating Websites should be required reading for idiots that really think some 21 year old blonde hottie wants them (and their credit card) bad…. (*snicker*)
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