LOOSE SCREWS

It’s FINALLY here!

LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.

• 9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
• Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
• He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
• The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
• Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right! LOL!
• A secret Government site (www.noradsanta.org) PROVES his existence

LOOSE SCREWS

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Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world. LOL!

I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Jews really DID do the WTC. LMAO!

If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’ LOL!!!

Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).

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• LOOSE SCREWS on YouTube
• LOOSE SCREWS on MySpace

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On Hillary Clinton’s MySpace blog, it’s reported that there’s bullying on the phone from Obama’s camp when the caller tells them they support Hillary.

Similar thing from John Edwards’ camp. They accuse the Hillary supporter “of having split ends and should consider a hot oil treatment every once in a while” before hanging up.

Normally I’d denounce this stuff, but it’s my FAVORITE part of campaigns. LOL!

It’s a jungle out there. Watch it.

‘No apologies’ over teen who hanged herself over failed romance, kin say

“She was too young for a MySpace account” - Yeah yeah yeah. That’s not the point. The parents aren’t blaming MySpace.

“You have to monitor your kids’ online activities”  - Great advice, but irrelevant as the parents *WERE* monitoring  her activities and even warned her that not all is what it seems on the internet.

How about the fact that an ADULT made a fictitious account to play head games with a child? Am I the only one who thinks the “mother” responsible should have a psychiatric evaluation… ESPECIALLY when you consider she has NO remorse for what she did whatsoever?

Like I mentioned last year, he warned fans that he doesn’t have a MySpace page and anyone claiming to be Nikki Sixx is a fake.

Well now he DOES have a MySpace page.
Two actually.

www.myspace.com/nikkisixx
www.myspace.com/heroindiaries

He’s giving his fans a sneak peek of one track off the “Heroin Diaries Soundtrack”. Go take a listen. It kicks ass!

And do my eyes decieve me, or did I manage to get a comment in on his news location? I don’t know what happened to his “Graveyard of my mind” (and I know the last post was a sad one)… but he’s (in my opinion) the coolest of the Motleys and it looks like he’s coming back with a vengeance!

Remember KayCee Nicole? The Chipper, 19 year old who wrote beautiful poetry, suffered from Leukemia… oh yeah, and never existed?

Here’s a quick recap:

• The Sad Yet untrue Story Of Kaycee
• Snopes article about the KayCee hoax
• Deconstructing Kaycee

And well for all my haters here, thought you’d get a kick out of the beating I take from morons who twist everything I say in their Yahoo Group. Never mind the fact that I already apologized not once but twice on Metafilter for thinking that two web heavyweights vouching for KayCee, several people speaking on the phone with KayCee Swenson and a New York Times article about her was sufficient proof of her existence over their lame ass gut instincts. (Gee what was I thinking?) .

Ahhhhh fond memories of the past…. most of those losers, you can’t even find their websites anymore….
*waves off into obscurity-land and hopes they see me from down there*

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Anyway…. I stumbled across the most interesting article last night:
Protect Your Community from a Hoax

Lo and behold, it turns out there is a blogger by the name of Widow who joined a community of cancer survivors called Hyster Sisters. Weaving beautifully descriptive tales about all her sufferings
(compare her writing to my Debbie Swenson spoof here) .

But wait… the plot thickens! Last month, Kathy, the owner, was tipped off and shut Widow down as she was exposed elsewhere as Silver, Silver-Jouie, jouiegoy, Dorota Dinte, Widow, Dr Widow T Elliott Lee, Natasha Astra Elliott

• One post on MySpace where Silver, a breast cancer survivor, tugs at someone’s heartstrings and then in December of 2006 suffers from every health issue under the sun, including (wait for it…) BRAIN ANEURISM (What did KayCee die from again? YEP! You betcha!).
• Six months earlier, June 5th 2006, a (wait for it again…) POET named Silver-Jouie Goy and her death is TOTALLY BUSTED on MySpace as a fraud.The reaction of her death from her fellow poets here and this one sure looks like a mini version of the ugliness on Metafilter …..
• Silver Jouie’s page on Zorpia. Much like Kaycee’s request which made people suspicious… please don’t send flowers or cards…. donate to charity. hmmmmmm

A new epidemic of women dying and then being uncovered as frauds?
Or the same person moving on to bigger and greener pastures?

Hell if I know.
But the parallels are uncanny.