Two guys with Alzheimers walk into a bar…
November 3rd, 2010… uhm I forgot the rest of the joke.

Someone had the AUDACITY to call me a 'pretentious pr!ck' today. I almost choked on my latte.

Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?
A: Put poison on the windows.
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest
A: Acne usually comes on boys faces after they turn twelve.
Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they come there wet and wild….And when they leave, they take your house
I love Sickipedia.org.

HAAAAAA! This is HYSTERICAL!
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Ya know… at most of the jobs I worked, I would have preferred some employees kept their clothes ON. thankyouverymuch.

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