Question…
July 2nd, 2011Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

…the bartender says ‘WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?’

From The Onion -American Voices: Vatican Blames Man-Made Emissions For Global Warming:
A scientific panel convened by the Vatican called upon people to work to reduce the emission of greenhouse gasses to slow global climate change.

WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail.
Now what do I mix it with?

This weekend they will be hiding their own Easter eggs.

My doctor wants me to take something for it.

Kids… I have discovered a magic potion that makes men and women more attractive and friends funnier & interesting.
I call it ‘whiskey’.

They say one out of four neighbors is a potential rapist.
I don’t see it. I just see three chicks on my block who are asking for it.

I don’t know how much he travels across the country, but I caught him at a comedy club in the Poconos a few years back… he’s HILARIOUS.
www.youtube.com – RaymondAmishcomic
“This clip has not been rated but for those of you who have been busting my balls about cursing, ‘YOU’LL HATE IT’ so, it’s at least, RATED R“

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