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December 19th, 2007
LOOSE SCREWS
It’s FINALLY here!
LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.
- 9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
- Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
- He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
- The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
- Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right! LOL!
- A secret Government site (www.noradsanta.org) PROVES his existence
LOOSE SCREWS
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Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world. LOL!
I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Jews really DID do the WTC. LMAO!
If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’ LOL!!!
Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).
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Posted in Entertainment, The -=e=- Show, Pure, unadulterated stupidity, Web Projects, Ground Zero, Attention Trolls™, As The Web Burns, Humor, MySpace Gossip, Eric Brooks for President - 2008 | 4 Comments »
April 24th, 2007
I have nothing against hunters. But I think “drunken hunter mishaps” are the funniest!
Oh deer! Tipsy hunter bags ranger’s decoy
Last autumn rangers in Delaware Water Gap National Recreation area were running a deer decoy operation near the cemetery along Zion Church Road in the southern end of the park when a man drove up in a pickup truck, stopped in the middle of the road, and shot at the ranger’s decoy white-tail deer from inside the vehicle. He was charged with illegal hunting, driving on a suspended license, and open beers. He had a 075% blood alcohol level. Oh, and he missed the decoy deer.
For more great stories about the Poconos, come check out Monroe Messenger, by one of the Pocono Record’s finest reporters (ever!), William Doolittle. (And welcome him to the blogging neighborhood!) 
Posted in The Poconos, Web Projects, Humor | No Comments »
April 1st, 2006
Again the High-Holy day of the “Eternal Prankster” is upon us.
If you’re looking at this site in Internet Explorer, you must be going insane right now as the entire site is in mirror reverse (therefore having no idea why we’re all laughing at you right now.) If you’re on Firefox, you’re wondering what the hell is up with the title spelled backwards. Screw you what stroke of brilliance are you showing me for April Fools Day?
In case you’re wondering how this is done, put “filter:fliph;” in your CSS (Preferably in the “p” or “td”) and everything is “flipphed”. It’s an IE-only filter.
Oh NO! It looks like Problem Adults was hacked too! WTF????
And EW! That design is… well… WTF???? ~T~ and I have a reputation as designers to worry about!
Have a good one, you guys!!!!!
Posted in Humor | 2 Comments »
April 26th, 2005
 Someone posted this picture on the Pocono Forums. Supposedly the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass in Chicago.
Well, you know… it didn’t quite look like the Virgin Mary. (Well, at least not any part of her body that we would normally see!) I was beginning to worry that maybe EVERYTHING looks like a woman’s vagina to me now.
It’s been so friggin’ long that I’m actually amazed that I remember what one looks like!
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Posted in Religion, Humor | 3 Comments »
April 1st, 2005
Yes… to many, April 1th has all the magic and power as Christmas. For the Eternal Prankster it is one of the High Holy Days on the calendar.
If you recall last year, this entire site was in mirror reverse. Two years before that, I was reveling in a classic gag where I became a woman and seduced some asshole and put out all his letters online for his wife and business associates to see (and I did it LONG before that Libertarian “Girl” did.)….
There’s one prank ready to spring in the office as we speak. I will let you know how it goes.
Pullings pranks are easy. You just have to have a great sense of humor and be a vicious prick at the same time.
You know who’s NOT good at it? The Pope.
I mean come on… immediately after Terri Schiavo, you’re gonna pull this “Grave Condition” stunt on April Fools day no less, and expect me to fall for it???
Nice try, but timing is everything, your Eminence.
UPDATE - 2:45PM: Pope John Paul II has passed away.
UPDATE II - 2:53PM: OOPS! False alarm. A Cardinal stepped on the EKG Monitor plug by accident. HE LIVES!
Posted in Humor | 4 Comments »
Dots O' Links
Here are a list of other great blogs and journals for you to check out. Due to Technorati's way of ranking sites, and I don't have a blogroll, I've pulled these right out of my Links Page.
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