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911 was an inside job… SANTA DID IT!

December 19th, 2007

LOOSE SCREWS

It’s FINALLY here!

LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.

  • 9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
  • Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
  • He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
  • The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
  • Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right! LOL!
  • A secret Government site (www.noradsanta.org) PROVES his existence

LOOSE SCREWS


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Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world. LOL!

I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Jews really DID do the WTC. LMAO!

If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’ LOL!!!

Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).

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Dog the Nigga Hunter

November 2nd, 2007

Since I missed the whole Michael Richards flap, I thought I’d join in on the latest schadenfreude:
Network pulls ‘Dog’ Chapman TV show

“Dog the Bounty Hunter” has been pulled off the air by A&E, the cable network announced Friday. The network stopped short of saying the show was canceled, apparently leaving open the possibility of a return with new episodes or reruns.
“In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take Dog The Bounty Hunter off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future,” A&E said in prepared statement. “We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”

Now don’t get me wrong, I love his show, and I think the Duane “Dog” Chapman is cool as hell… but really, this is inexcusable.

But you have to see the hilarious irony in a guy who didn’t want to risk “throwing away 30 years of work” only to say the “N-Word” over and over again in what he thought was a private conversation. *points and laughs*

Gawd, I thought I was watching an episode of the Boondocks!

Let’s just hope the LAPD doesn’t get wind of this… they may start to use that word next! *GASP*

Now Playing

September 12th, 2007

Full Metal AlchemistAs the final episode of Fullmetal Alchemist plays tonight on Cartoon Network, come join us on Problem Adults to watch the movie: Full Metal Alchemist The Movie - The Conqueror of Shamballa.

Now, why am I doing this?

Personally, I think Full Metal Alchemist is one of the best Anime stories…ever! I was surprised to find out last night that this movie has been out for over a year and I never heard of it.

It wraps up the story and answers all of the questions that were left when the series ended.

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Nikki Sixx now on MySpace

May 12th, 2007

Nikki Sixx: The Heroin DiariesLike I mentioned last year, he warned fans that he doesn’t have a MySpace page and anyone claiming to be Nikki Sixx is a fake.

Well now he DOES have a MySpace page.
Two actually.

www.myspace.com/nikkisixx
www.myspace.com/heroindiaries

He’s giving his fans a sneak peek of one track off the “Heroin Diaries Soundtrack”. Go take a listen. It kicks ass!

And do my eyes decieve me, or did I manage to get a comment in on his news location? I don’t know what happened to his “Graveyard of my mind” (and I know the last post was a sad one)… but he’s (in my opinion) the coolest of the Motleys and it looks like he’s coming back with a vengeance!

Ahhh memories! 1984 one Kool year

March 20th, 2007

Summer of 1984. My band, Distant Thunder used to do this cover song. :D

Kool & The Gang - Tonight (Solid Gold)

Forget Michael Jackson and Springsteen. To me the 80’s was ALL about Prince, Motley Crue, Van Halen and Kool & the Gang:

— From Wikipedia —-

Kool & the Gang is a highly successful American R&B/soul/funk/disco group. They originally formed in Jersey City, New Jersey in 1964. They went through several musical phases in their career. They started out as practitioners of R&B and funk, eventually went through a phase where they were a smooth disco ensemble, and wound up the successful period of their career recording tunes that were a mixture of pop and R&B.

Kool & the Gang is one of the most sampled artists of all time.

Always loved them. Always will.


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