Hope the marriage thing is going well and thank you for not making a website dedicated to hating me…..

Gawd knows there’s plenty of them out there already. *eyeroll*

Here we are in another day of a 100+ degree heat wave in the Poconos, and I’m ready to tackle the day all dressed in black (like, what else is new?). Looks to me like I should get accustomed to warm temperatures, huh?

That’s our -=e=-!

(Too good of a joke not to share… plus I have nothing interesting to write about. -=e=-)
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?”

The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

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I’m not going to waste my bandwidth (or your time) linking to Pocono Crybaby’s recent rant about us outlaws in the wild west and how some joke of a legistlation in New Jersey is going to curb all anonymous postings and blogging and protect people supposedly being slandered and defamed…

The readers digest version is: He’s cheering it on because he doesn’t want to be criticized. Any form of criticism to him is “slander”. End of story. I’m not allowed to call him a moron and a crybaby… even doing it here under my REAL name.

I know. Sick, right?

First of all, there is no way in HELL this bill is going to pass. If “Mr. Renegade Blogger” had half a brain and a little experience outside of his pathetic little world, he’d KNOW we’ve been though this over and over… Read the rest of this entry »

Most of you have heard my music here before. For those that have thought “Jesus Eric, what did you do, stick your radio in front your computer microphone???”

Well, you were right.

But now I rigged up my stereo to my computer to re-record them, with Sound Forge give them a little compression, boost and reverb… and now here they are again, plus a few other ones I never put out (One in particular to someone very special to me).

	R.I.P. Rockstar Soundtrack - Various recordings I’ve done over the years. Most of them either rough mixes in studios or done at home with MIDI and my Tascam Multitrack. All songs Copyright ©1986,1989,1990,2002,2006 Eric Brooks.
	I Need Your Lovin’ Now	MP3	(Stream)
	Athena	MP3	(Stream)
	This Love Inside	MP3	(Stream)
	Enemy Of The State (Instrumental)	MP3	(Stream)
	Lost In Time With You	MP3	(Stream)
	WHATCHUWAITIN4	MP3	(Stream)
	If I Dare (To Fall In Love)	MP3	(Stream)
	I’m Sorry (Instrumental)	MP3	(Stream)
	Late At Night	MP3	(Stream)

Plus, I’ve updated them in my RIP Rockstar miniseries. So they are no longer home-made mono pieces of crap…

They’re now home-made pieces of crap in STEREO! Enjoy!