HURRICANE AFTERMATH:
August 28th, 2011OH DEAR GOD, THE STENCH OF DEATH IS EVERYWH… oh. It’s just my socks under the desk. Sorry.

OH DEAR GOD, THE STENCH OF DEATH IS EVERYWH… oh. It’s just my socks under the desk. Sorry.

I visited Holland once. I didn’t like it very much.
http://ericbrooksdotcom.tumblr.com/post/9189396135/i-visited-holland-once-i-didnt-like-it-very


Is there anything I can stick on my fridge to remind me to buy Post-It Notes today?
I keep forgetting.

Someone just told me I should do Stand Up …
…Only we were ducked behind a car in the middle of a shootout when he said it.

The Jersey Shore w/ Eric Brooks
A brief vid of my vacation on the Jersey Shore with friends in late July 2011. And my typical goofiness.

What? Fill Snooki’s pickle jars with urine?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Oh and in case you dummies haven’t figured it out, I am away, partying on the Jersey Shore and all these posts are pre-recorded.

WOW… juries are filled with evil lil’ old ladies looking to stick it to someone even worse than I do. What is WRONG with this world????

And 15 other things you should never say at a Leper Colony.

…At least I used to.
Who knew you could get fired for singing ‘If you’re happy and you know it’ with them?

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