I’ve learned a neat trick over the years. End your post with a question.

“What do you think about…?”
“Is it fair for people to…”
“Will people buy this if it had…?”

I’ve found “Matter of fact/this is how it is” posts just sit there unresponded as there’s really nothing to add, or your readers are ambivalent on the subject.

“Question Posts” require a response.
Don’t you think so?

I’m taking the last 48 hours of peace and quiet and no weird screennames and harassment that all parties involved are agreeing with my “Leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone” proposition, right?

No one is bashing anyone here on Problem Adults, all past feuds are considered past history, and we wish no one any ill will. Therefore we see no reason to continue being harassed. We just want to be left alone to do our thing. In keeping my word, I’m taking down my pages regarding a certain pest and whatever evidence I’ve compiled against him so far.

Now…. onward and forward, gang!

Because if you look on the calendar, it’s April 1st. The holiest of days for the gOdOfMiScHiEf.

On this date last year we ended up being hacked with a godawful design (What most didn’t know that it was an ACTUAL design I lifted off of a rival board, so as people commented on what a shitty design it was, the actual board owner had ro read all the comments… HAW HAW!!!!). This year we’ve sold Problem Adults to the religious right.

We wish Rev. Fallwell, Rev I. P. Daly, and Deacon Seymour Heinie the best of luck with their new forum.

What is your Power Animal? Eric Brooks, based on your name and a process known to only three people on the planet, we can tell you that your Power Animal is the: Tyrannosaurus Rex. Your ‘Numerology’ number is 7. If it wasn’t bulls**t, it would mean that you are spiritual, eccentric, and a bit of a loner. Introspective and analytical, you think deeply and prefer seclusion. Find your Power Animal, check your envowelment, and see your name in binary at isthisyour.name

Interesting…

Personally I’ve always leaned more toward the Wolf or Fox (Spanish: “Zorro”), because they’re small, cunning and easily underestimated. But a T-Rex is pretty damn cool too.

Oh yeah… I *LIKE* this site.

So good to see the Queen of Hearts back on Problem Adults.

We didn’t have the capabilities and know-how that we have now, so her Majesty was forced to post her column in message boards, now she can do it right in her own section.

So, do you write? Tutorials? Erotica? Columns?

Well we WANT YOU! With the newly-remodeled Problem Adults v3.0, we’re going back to our original vision of making the site a one-stop-shop for all your web needs. It’s a great place to promote yourself and even escape the pressures of everyday life.

What we lack in pay (none, actually) we more than make up for in international fame.

More details in my Zoints blog entry over there.

What you can’t see it? Guess you have to join us then, huh?

Yeah, there’s always a catch with me.
You should know that by know.