LOOSE SCREWS

It’s FINALLY here!

LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.

• 9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
• Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
• He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
• The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
• Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right! LOL!
• A secret Government site (www.noradsanta.org) PROVES his existence

LOOSE SCREWS

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Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world. LOL!

I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Jews really DID do the WTC. LMAO!

If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’ LOL!!!

Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).

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EricBrooks on YouTube - If you have a YouTube Account, feel free to subscribe to my channel, or add me as a friend, and I’ll be sure to reciprocate. There’s only one crappy video on it now, but I’m currently working on a new short film “Loose Screws,” where I’ll be lampooning three 9/11 conspiracy movies at once. Plus a few animations I’ve had on the back burner for some time now.

Problem Adults calling it quits - It kind of came as a shock to a lot of members yesterday when I announced we’re closing the doors on December 30th. Why? The staff is exhausted. That’s why. We all promised each other in the beginning that if this place became “work”, we were calling it quits. And, well, it’s been “work” for over six months now for some of us.

It’s been a WILD 2 1/2 years though. We’ve pioneered a site unlike any other, outlived almost all of our enemies, a technological marvel with AI robots to greet you and give you the latest news, a social networking framework, and we were controversial as hell! And I think it would be nice if we ended on a high note and look back on these days fondly. A lot of us have personal issues and projects to get back to, and they need to become a priority. But from now until Dec 30th… we’re going to be WILDER THAN EVER!

Just sent out the latest site Newsletter… did you get it?

Of course you did.

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Part of me is still lost wandering around ANARCHTICA… but I’m functional (as long as you don’t ask me any complicated questions like “What year is it”, or “Who is the President”.)

Much of the danger has passed so I put my site back up. There’s going to be a lot of big changes in my and my families lives in the next few months… and they come first. Many thanks to a handful of wonderful people who have seen me through this and still continue to. (They know who they are and no need to name them.)

So pardon me as I reinvent myself now….

Gotta reboot my brain now. See you later…

I’ve learned a neat trick over the years. End your post with a question.

“What do you think about…?”
“Is it fair for people to…”
“Will people buy this if it had…?”

I’ve found “Matter of fact/this is how it is” posts just sit there unresponded as there’s really nothing to add, or your readers are ambivalent on the subject.

“Question Posts” require a response.
Don’t you think so?