Bad Business Idea # 2,689
August 8th, 2011That time I took over a Summer Camp for Jewish kids and renamed the place ‘Mein Camp’.
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I’m seeing stars right now.
August 7th, 2011Laying on my lawn, looking at the night sky…
…then the kid next door threw a brick over the fence. o_O
Been working out and bench-pressing…
July 11th, 2011Been working out and bench-pressing with a curling iron all morning. So far, no results, but not giving up.
I was on the News Today
May 30th, 2011I was on the news today for giving an orphanage a check for a 1/2 million dollars.
(I WILL be out of town when they try to cash it though.)
[Goofy News] PA Woman to Stand Trial for Pot-laced Margarine
May 20th, 2011There’s DEFINITELY an “I can’t believe it’s not butter” joke in there somewhere… 
From AP Top Strange News At 10:26 a.m. EDT -Pa. woman to stand trial for pot-laced margarine:
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NEW KENSINGTON, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania woman will stand trial on charges she fed marijuana-laced margarine to a 12-year-old girl she was baby-sitting, as well as two other children at her home…
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From the Heart or Professional?
April 29th, 2011When an aspiring musician presents themself on YouTube with “it comes from their heart”… you already know it’s gonna sound like shit.
Next person to tell me to ‘Grow Up!’
April 15th, 2011Next person to tell me to ‘Grow Up!’ in this restaurant is gonna get a spitball in their hair.
Where the hell are my crayons???
Meanwhile, on Twitter…
April 11th, 2011I love how half the “Similar to You” people that show up on my Twitter page are former friends that hate my guts for no valid reason…
Help! I’m Being Obnoxious again!
March 29th, 2011So after being introduced to the Meme Generator by the Great State of MANtana, I am hooked.
Now I am just being annoying with all the time I save instead of doing this in Photoshop…
Damn you people for getting me hooked on the Meme Generator!!! http://meme.li/i/6716716?s=wt -
http://meme.li/i/6716971?s=wt – I mean come on!!! Even I want to punch myself in the mouth for this one!!!
Gotta love how people start off with…
January 17th, 2011Gotta love how people start off with “I’m not prejudiced, but…”
… then they go ahead and say something that would make David Duke blush.
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