Why does everyone love me so much?
via Yahoo Answers
“Why I am awesome:
I feel as though:
If there was a God, I’d be his favorite.
If unicorns were real, they’d search for me as the mythical beast.
If Chuck Norris was at my house, he’d be making jokes about how awesome I am.
If a seeing person could see me, they’d go blind. And if I touched a blind man, he could see. But once he saw me, he’d be blind again.
If I was to get hit by a car, the car would merely split where it touched me.
If the sun was to consume earth, I would be the last survivor out in space.“
Month: April 2011
From the Heart or Professional?
When an aspiring musician presents themself on YouTube with “it comes from their heart”… you already know it’s gonna sound like shit.
Bad Company Names Pt. 1
Trying to think of how to tactfully tell my boss, Bill White, that “WHITE POWER” is probably not a good name for his new power supply company.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
All I need to do is flash my work ID and I can get into any military installation, Gov’t building, or gay bar http://twitpic.com/4qpifl
*YAWN* I’m exhausted.
I was up all night cramming for the big Drug Test today.
Finally, I can be understood!
Have you ever wanted to make your own “____ for Dummies” cover?
Eric Brooks for Dummies
fordummiescovers.com
"Only images in the provided library or those taken by the cover creator may be used. If a cover violates any copyright laws or is offensive to others, it will be removed without notice to the creator."
NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!
It’s not what you think. You will be pleasantly surprised. I promise.
No Fat Chicks
nofatchicksallowed.blogspot.com
"This site is my gift to ALL the beautiful women in my life who have struggled to find a voice in a sea of skinny bitches and diet yada yada yada. I created this site to share, experience, encourage, and push one another."
Infomercials Gone Wild
WOO HOO! I finally got my package of “Dehydrated Water” I ordered in the mail.
Now what do I mix it with?
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-24
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Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day!
Happy Giant Rabbit bringing you chocolate day, muhfuggahs! (Yes, this was me in the Poconos. I get bored easily.) http://twitpic.com/4p00gu