Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20
June 20th, 2010Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom

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UH OH! I just heard that the internet is “THERIOUTH BITHNETH” according to Carl Cannabithhhhhhh
What a joke this guy is… LOL!!!
That’s not a SHOW Carl… that’s a bunch of morons listening in to a four way telephone conversation. I can slash the brakes off a truck and watch that crash and people will gather to watch the wreckage, but that doesn’t make it a “SHOW” or “Entertainment”, especially when only a dozen people even know what is going on..

- Here’s an oldie, but goodie from 2002 when my kids were little (and I am too lazy to blog). HAPPY FATHER’S DAY AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIRTY SALLY!!!…
WHUZZUP! » Article Archive » Happy Your kids love you day!
After being banished upstairs all day yesterday, so the kids can finish all of their gifts… here’s a tip to fathers all across the world…

HUMMALA-BABALEE-ZEE-BU-LE-BOOBALA HUMMALA-BABALEE-ZEE-BU-LE-BOP! (Speaking in tongues)

I just learned that a census taker’s vision is motion-based. If you don’t move, they don’t see you hiding behind the couch.
Unfortunately this doesn’t work on Jehovah’s Witnesses, Bill Collectors, or Dog the Bounty Hunter. But when I figure that out, I will keep you posted.

I can’t recommend this blog and this series enough!
Forgive & Forget: Forgiving People Who Do Not Care – Tina Diane’s MySpace Blog | Wordlover Writing
Weeks passed. The lesson ruminated. Still, I was lost as to the best way to approach this part of the series on Forgiveness by Smedes. I read the chapter over again and again. It was sand in my hands grappling for some shred of meaning in the lives of those who cared to read this drivel I post on the Internet.

Barry White remade Billy Joel’s ‘Just the Way You Are’.
Just the right mood… soulful. The way the song should have been done.

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I can’t stop watching this video… what a … voice!

From AP Top Strange News At 3:40 p.m. EDT -Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband:
ALLIANCE, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, “You need to get a husband?” The 57-year-old Scott responded, “Yes.”…
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