So I’m looking at the Idiotic E-Mail of the week
(just use the link. The message is really long).

Snopes has it as “Undetermined,” because it’s obviously next-to-impossible to verify a second hand account that also uses anonymous sources. About.Com is trying to verify it as well.

I did a Google search on “Denny Keast,” and, outside of this E-Mail hitting the Right-Wing circuit like wildfire (word-for-word), this guy doesn’t seem to exist!

So let’s look at it with common sense.

• What is the writer trying to tell us?
• Also, do you get the impression he REALLY likes one political party over another?

Barely anything about Nixon, Ford, Carter or Reagan… was this guy on vacation for 20 years? They rely on certain historical facts on JFK and LBJ to get you to trust them on what Hillary, Bill and Gore were like to these people flying them around.

LBJ was a good ol’ boy, womanizer and all-around jerk? REALLY?
JFK had affairs? WOW!

But some of this, you need to swallow with a shot of Jack Daniels to get it down:

16 years of almost non-stop Clinton bashing in the beltway with almost every personal aspect of their lives in the news and tell-all books… and this is the first I’m hearing this.

I have no doubt both President Bushes were courteous to all the staff taking care of them and guarding them. But I find it hard to believe they were the ONLY ones like that. Hell, common sense dictates that anyone whose job is to keep you alive… you BETTER be good to them. LOL!

Now the part about Dubya cooking and serving them at BBQ’s? I think they’re kind of stretching it. Outside of this E-Mail I’ve never heard of him doing this as well.

If you ask me, I think this email is total bullshit with it’s only objective is to slam Hillary and Gore (and what a coincidence it came out as she announced her candidacy, huh?). It has all the earmarks of a Right-Wing hit piece with as much credibility as the “Starbucks hates the Troops” and “Pepsi hates God” hoaxes (and you’d be amazed how many stupid people fall for this stuff).

And if I’m wrong, look at it this way:
When a tough decision needs to be made, or a bad guy needs to be faced down, who do you want doing it?

• A Cross-dresser?
• A Mormon?
• A Conspiracy nut?
• Or A Stone-cold bitch that doesn’t care what her enemies think?

‘No apologies’ over teen who hanged herself over failed romance, kin say

“She was too young for a MySpace account” – Yeah yeah yeah. That’s not the point. The parents aren’t blaming MySpace.

“You have to monitor your kids’ online activities” – Great advice, but irrelevant as the parents *WERE* monitoring  her activities and even warned her that not all is what it seems on the internet.

How about the fact that an ADULT made a fictitious account to play head games with a child? Am I the only one who thinks the “mother” responsible should have a psychiatric evaluation… ESPECIALLY when you consider she has NO remorse for what she did whatsoever?

Free Thanksgiving E-Cards – You know, nothing says “Thanks for spending hundreds of dollars, and slaving in the kitchen for 12 hours to have me over for dinner” quite like a FREE Thanksgiving E-Card that you can send to friends and family.

EricBrooks on YouTube – If you have a YouTube Account, feel free to subscribe to my channel, or add me as a friend, and I’ll be sure to reciprocate. There’s only one crappy video on it now, but I’m currently working on a new short film “Loose Screws,” where I’ll be lampooning three 9/11 conspiracy movies at once. Plus a few animations I’ve had on the back burner for some time now.

Problem Adults calling it quits – It kind of came as a shock to a lot of members yesterday when I announced we’re closing the doors on December 30th. Why? The staff is exhausted. That’s why. We all promised each other in the beginning that if this place became “work”, we were calling it quits. And, well, it’s been “work” for over six months now for some of us.

It’s been a WILD 2 1/2 years though. We’ve pioneered a site unlike any other, outlived almost all of our enemies, a technological marvel with AI robots to greet you and give you the latest news, a social networking framework, and we were controversial as hell! And I think it would be nice if we ended on a high note and look back on these days fondly. A lot of us have personal issues and projects to get back to, and they need to become a priority. But from now until Dec 30th… we’re going to be WILDER THAN EVER!

Wow. The Right Wing had me fooled all along.

All this time I thought they hated Michael Moore for his anti-gun “Bowling for Columbine” and his anti-war “Fahrenheit 9/11“, and his pro-socialized medicine “Sicko“.

Well, get this, according to Alex “The New World Order is Coming!!!” Jones, Michael Moore is part of the conspiracy to “Help President Bush cover up his crimes” by not doing enough to uncover the “911 Truth”, and candy coats it by making Bush look like an idiot that can’t string a coherent sentence together with an administration of incompetents.

No. Really. See for yourself…

Have you seen his Alex Joneses new movie, Endgame yet? OMFG!!! He seems to pull the same tactic he does with Moore in the clip above. For two hours you can sit there and watch him stand outside a Bilderberg conference, go “what are they talking about in there?”, and then fill in the gaps with absurd conspiracy theories where only the weak minded can possibly swallow this bullshit.

All this time, I thought “Farenheit 911″ simply wanted to explain to the public how we went from 9/11 to Afghanistan to a war with a country that had nothing to so with it, at a time when 70% of the public was CONVINCED Saddam Hussein was involved.

One step at a time, conspiracy man… you still haven’t convinced me that David Rockefeller wants to destroy 80% of the world, eliminate the United States, form the North American Union and live forever when he looks like he’s going to keel over any day now!

On the plus side, according to him, the NWO has already “ordained” Hillary Clinton as the next President of the United States of Amer North American Union… thereby saving me the trouble of standing in line for three hours next year voting for her.

Well all you Right Wing pundits that pretended to hate Michael Moore while he secretly served our Overlords in the New World Order…

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me…. uh… I wont get fooled again!

I said it, Maddox said it, and Bill Maher said it. THERE IS NO 9/11 CONSPIRACY! Together, we know everything. What more do you want?

Now despite the fact that Popular Mechanics debunked ALL of the 9/11 myths, someone took the movie “Loose Change” apart line by line, and a PLETHORA of sources on the JREF forum (who ridiculed every nut that came their way)… THE CRAZIES STILL CLING TO THE CONSPIRACIES!

Bill Maher is forced to eject so-called “911 Truthers” out of his audience. (YouTube video).

Watch these arrogant”Loose Change” kids as they are confronted with facts by the editors of Popular Mechanics.

• Video 1 | Video 2 |Video 3 | Video 4 | Video 5

In “Loose Change” they encourage people to do research and share their findings, HOWEVER… if your conclusions are different from theirs, you’re called a “LIAR” in a childish temper tantrum, and will find yourself banned on their forums.

And people still listen to these assholes? Do people have such a “MAD-ON” for Bush that they’ll just about accept anything they hear?

OK, let’s just say for the sake of argument this WAS a massive government conspiracy involving hundreds (maybe thousands) of people:

1. A blowjob in the Oval Office didn’t stay a secret for long… and that was just TWO people.
2. With all of the ex-Bush administration people resigning and writing “Tell-All” books, don’t you think a chapter called “How we pulled off 9/11 (Ha! Ha!)” would make theirs the biggest seller of all?
3. If the U.S. government has no problem killing off 3,000 of its citizens in one day, then why the hell are these “911 Truther” nutjobs still around???
4. OK conspiracy theorists, riddle me this…
   If this was an inside job by the Bush Administration… wouldn’t it have made more sense to frame Saddam Hussein and Iraq from the word “go”?

Since I missed the whole Michael Richards flap, I thought I’d join in on the latest schadenfreude:
Network pulls ‘Dog’ Chapman TV show

Now don’t get me wrong, I love his show, and I think the Duane “Dog” Chapman is cool as hell… but really, this is inexcusable.

But you have to see the hilarious irony in a guy who didn’t want to risk “throwing away 30 years of work” only to say the “N-Word” over and over again in what he thought was a private conversation. *points and laughs*

Gawd, I thought I was watching an episode of the Boondocks!

Let’s just hope the LAPD doesn’t get wind of this… they may start to use that word next! *GASP*