Greetings from the Witless Protection Program
July 18th, 2007We’re all safely tucked away in our hidden location, soon to be moved to another.
 Of course we forgot what we witnessed or who we’re testifying against, but hey… the Government is paying good money, and we kind of like our new lifestyle (and free internet and entertainment center).
I probably shouldn’t have written that.Â
Anyway, to occupy my time, I’ve been reading a book which fascinates me: Ghosts: True Encounters with the World Beyond, by famed Ghost-Hunter, Dr. Hans Holzer.
There’s an interview of Dr. Holzer in Ghost Village, as I find his scientific approach to Parapsychology fascinating. Many skeptics can look on the wide variety of charlatans and dismiss the entire field and concept of paranormal research as horseshit. This is equally frustrating to genuine people with the gift to see unfortunate ones still trapped in this world as well.
"But certainly a geiger counter is more accessible than a good trancemedium for most people," I said.
"And it looks more professional to them," Holzer said. "But it really is bullshit."
I simply adore this man.
Ironically, I’m reading this book in a place where I feel no spirit presences whatsoever… the first time in a long time.
Me and the kids are going to miss the “Creepy Dead Girl” that lived on our loft in the old place the past five years.
Eh… no we’re not. We named her the “Creepy Dead Girl” for a reason. While I feel sorry for her, she scared the hell out of us. Because she was… well, creepy.



