Finally an idea whose time has come!

High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes

No more worrying where your ho’s be at. You can lock in on their location and decide if they need a good bitch-slappin’ later.

Also found on TrendHunter.Com:

Ms Dewey – The Human Search Engine
While not winning the hearts of many tech people… I gotta say, MS. DEWEY IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

Lots of personality, kind of comments on your search query keeps you entertained… (even taps on your monitor glass if you’re idle too long).

Hey I did a search for Eric Brooks and (beside some comment about eating a lot of cheeseburgers and gaining 40 lbs), I was the first two entries!!!

And did I mention she’s fucking sexy?

You can always change the look on this site. It might encourage me to make more designs for the site.
The site’s been “skinned” for quite a few years now, but I never made it public. Also on my list is revamping a lot of my Phoenix Scripts. Brought back the “Users Online” script, added upload functions to the backend and even made CAPTCHAS for my guestbook and contact pages to control the spam (UGH!).

This site’s been falling apart for some time now. A little maintenance is in order.

While it’s been powering my site for over three years now, I’ve mostly used the PHP/Myadmin in the back to make updates (making a front end interface seems even harder than the original scripting.)

But well…

TAAAA DAAAA! All done up in purple, royal blue and silver, it’s making my life so much easier. It even has a “Smart Installer” that does all the work for you (for a few modules so far).

After long thought I’ve decided to keep it proprietary and for select friends and clients only. Who needs the hassle of offering strangers support and upgrades? Besides and it’s so much easier for me to make custom jobs without worrying about hacker exploits after it’s open source.

Much gratitude to Master Programmer Kyle DeFranco for helping me with a few problems with my login section today.
But hey, you want a political site, showcase, online store or real estate site made by me?

Talk to me….

As caught by several sources….

Fair and Balanced… my ass.

Nice try O’Reilly, but we all know this child predator scumbag is a Republican, not a Democrat.

AP has done the same thing. Hard to believe it’s an accident. More like trying to divert the short attention spans of the same dumb people that vote straight down the Republican side instead of voting for the best person for the job.

DUH!

Remember people, Republicans like Mark Foley love the little children..

The only hopes of the GOP halting their death spiral in the polls is to feed him to the wolves and make the case that gay people are dangerous.

Not so.

Many studies have proven that predators and pedophiles are OVERWHELMINGLY heterosexual. Not homosexual. But why would Mark Foley feel so comfortable as a Republican given their anti-gay stance?

Well, this page has a long list of Republican pedophiles, predators and people willing to cover it up.
(Including my old buddy Mark Pazuhanich, wow, doesn’t that make you proud!)

Gee, maybe GOP stands for “Grand Ol’ Pedophiles“?

And you wonder why more people trust the Democrats these days?

Had enough, America?

P.S. The Rude Pundit takes on Drudge’s silly claims that the Foley IM’s were just a prank. HAW! HAW!!!!

But I’ve finally taken some time to make a wordpress theme for this site.

My original wordpress blog was heavily customized, and of COURSE I never take notes to remember what I changed. (DUH).

In other news, the BOOBIETHON is in full swing. We at Problem Adults made an initial donation, and members are continuing to donate funds and photos. We even have the site done up with Pink Ribbons in the fight against breast cancer.