My apologies for the delay, but the E-Card section is back up!

MySQL is doing things a little bit differently now and all of my home grown PhoenixCMS scripts are going to be needing some quick rewrites. But it was tried and tested with my sweetie pie sending mushy cards back and forth to each other all night, and it works like a charm (with a few new improvements)!

GET YOUR FREE EASTER E-CARDS HERE

Where else can you find pics of me as the Easter Bunny doing sick things to people’s mailboxes?

(Didn’t you find it a little odd that the Easter Bunny and I have the same initials?)

I’ve gotten a few complaints about the e-card section. Everyone is receiving an error message that it’s doesn’t like certain input. I think it’s tied to the new MySQL here, if you recall it now converts everything to UTF-8 and other surprises. I’ve been having a lot of problems with the way the date functions are working now.

Well, I’ve been meaning to rewrite the script anyway… so please bear with me here, and I apologize for any inconveniences.

I lived a pretty fun life.

For all intents and purposes, it’s over (Hell, according to the Death Clock, I died back in the late 90′s). So, being bored out of my wits lately, the question is… “CAN I die?”

There’s this one turn I take on the way home. It’s sharp around the mountain and I aim straight for it at 70 MPH (If a cop is reading this, that was a typo. I meant to type “25 MPH” like the sign posted says).

Just beyond the metal divider is this ravine… straight down.

Each night I think to myself “This is it….”
… closer….
…… “Here we go”
…. *deep breath. Braces myself* ….

Then, this reflex comes out of nowhere… my body jerks and I suddenly defy the laws of physics and make the turn.

What.the.fuck?
Someone (or something) wants me to live.
I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s something cruel and evil.

I’ll try skydiving with my hands duct taped with boxing gloves on next. Let’s see what happens to me there. *neener*

Again the High-Holy day of the “Eternal Prankster” is upon us.

If you’re looking at this site in Internet Explorer, you must be going insane right now as the entire site is in mirror reverse (therefore having no idea why we’re all laughing at you right now.) If you’re on Firefox, you’re wondering what the hell is up with the title spelled backwards. Screw you what stroke of brilliance are you showing me for April Fools Day?

In case you’re wondering how this is done, put “filter:fliph;” in your CSS (Preferably in the “p” or “td”) and everything is “flipphed”. It’s an IE-only filter.

Oh NO! It looks like Problem Adults was hacked too! WTF????
And EW! That design is… well… WTF???? ~T~ and I have a reputation as designers to worry about!

Have a good one, you guys!!!!!