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Month: February 2006
A day in the life of Eric Brooks
I’m eating a blueberry muffin as my dumb dog is just sitting here waiting for me to share with him. (He’s been here for four months. He REALLY should know better by now!)
I’m blowing crumbs in his face.
He really hates when I do that. Yet he doesn’t move.
STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE!
I’ve been neglecting you, haven’t I?
I suck.
I know that.
I think I’ll spend the day dropping in on all my cyberpals in the blogosphere and let you guys know I love you, ok?
And if you’re up for some fun, register at Problem Adults. We have HUGE group chats every Wednesday and Saturday nights (that’s tonight!)… make some friends have some fun!
FOUR MILLION VISITORS!!!!
WOO HOO! My four millionth visitor walked in today at 10:02:22 AM!
Congratulations! You won a can of Turtle Wax!!!!
Damn, too bad this site was closed for two years, I’d be at 6 million by now.
ICE CREAM PARTY FOR EVERYONE!!!!
In Other News…
PS: Awwww, it seems the pathetic and delusional Wayne Meyers is still obsessing and brooding over me dissing him.
Too bad. I haven’t given you second thought in weeks. You’re not even worth a normal sized font.
Seriously, dude. Get over yourself, seek help, and let it go while you still think you have control over this situation ok? I can make this situation unbearable if I want to.
*points and laughs at this unimportant individual*
Sick of the cold weather yet?
Well the gang over at Problem Adults is on one of their infamous “Road Trips” again….
This time to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico!!!!
(You have to be a registered member to access the playground.)
Come join us for warmth, sun, adventure and good friends!!!!!
Dear Senator Specter: I love you!
Republican Senator reminds Atty General Gonzales ‘President does not have a blank check’
Can I get a HELL YEAH!
Checks and balances, baby! That’s why the power is split in three equal parts in our government.
I can’t express how much this all makes me nervous. I was under the impression that the CIA and the FBI have “watchlists”. They know who the badguys are, they’re keeping tabs on them. So why is this “Surveillance Program” so urgent and vital to the War on Terror?
Now to all the sheep in this country that reason all their rights away with “Go ahead, I’ve got nothing to hide! Nyuk! Nyuk!”. Chew on this:
Specter told Gonzales that even the Supreme Court had ruled that “the president does not have a blank check.” Specter suggested that the program’s legality be reviewed by a special federal court set up by the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Gonzales then panicked, sputtered more pre-fabricated talking points, rhetoric about how the sky is falling and freaked out as this curveball wasn’t covered in his cue cards from the White House…
So I ask our Federal Government the same question… why not run it past the Federal Court and check it for legalities?
You have nothing to hide, right?
The Muslim World Needs a Chill Pill
There’s no defending this shit …
You know…
I really want to believe that these militants are a small minority in Islam. I really do.
Fact of the matter is, I *KNOW* no matter what I think of our current policies in the U.S…. No matter how idiotic I find the current administration in the White House…
I wouldn’t last five minutes in that region without someone wanting to make a video of my beheading. All for simply being an American.
Why should I give anyone a level of understanding or sympathy they would never give me?
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