Meet the talibans

If you don’t think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in the last five minutes…

1. You are a traitor and should be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib (your choice)

or…

2, You saw something REALLY Fucking funny five minutes ago (So never mind)

A Houston Texans cheerleader dances during the Texans’ Week 8 game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. - (Robert Laberge/Getty Images)

‘Sexy cheerleading bill’ appears dead in Texas
Senate says it’s not likely to take action on legislation this year

WOOOO HOOO!!!! What a wonderful time to be a man and a sports fan!!!
(OK, well I don’t watch too many sports… but I know this is an important part of it!)

Have you ever SEEN some of the women that scream “Exploitation”?

Woof! Woof!

You will never see a beautiful woman picketing against bathing suit competitions or cheerleading. They know it’s all part of the power and allure that these women hold over men.

The feminists that want it stopped… you really don’t want to see them in a string bikini. Trust me.
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(I sure hope you’re not reading this at work with your boss looking over your shoulder!)

Gee like I never heard THAT before!

Hold on, hold on… before you walk away laughing like the time I explained my getting out of a pool with cold water, let me redeem myself by showing the 4 possible results:

* If we fucked… we would never stop fucking (You scored 3)
* Meh… you were alright… but I’ve had better (You scored 4)
* I’d scream, you’d cum, and it would be over (You scored 2)
* I’d look at you and laugh, then walk away (You scored 1)

So maybe I’m not Ron Jeremy, but I was probably *this* close to studhood. I guess she didn’t like the “Police” fantasy as much as I was led to believe.

Totse.Com - My suicide note

I must be jaded or twisted… but the responses on their message board to this guy who just announced he’s committing suicide are hilarious!

For example:

Oh, the drama…

God dammit… I am bored out of my mind!!!!
You know… the kind of boredom that makes you want to do stupid stuff like peel your face off with an x-acto blade to see what’s underneath your skin? Or ask some random woman off the streets what it would take to get them to sleep with you (I mean really, like THEY’D have a clue what they want, or they’d ACTUALLY tell you…you know?).

Not that I would ever actually do these things. I figured if I say it with enough enthusiasm, someone may just be dumb to entertain me by trying it.

It’s usually at this point where I make my own fun.
Something Zeldman used to say on MetaFilter when all us problem adults whined about boredom… “don’t see anything you like on the net? Then MAKE it.”

I have a few ideas, but I want to make it a GROUP effort. Make it OUR thing.
Far away from the prying eyes of boring old grown ups…

Perhaps we can discuss it inside….