Your spouse cheating on you?
Diagnosed with a terminal illness?
Laid off, or not getting laid at all?

(Click the graphic to see the flash movie, stupid!)

If you’re looking for me, you know where to find me.

Actually, I’m spending the weekend doing a layout for the site in photoshop… should have a nice uniform look by the end of the weekend.

I’m off somewhere having the time of my life!

If you had half a brain, you’d be there too!

Oh, and in case you’re wondering….

Pretty cool considering I LOVE Christopher Lee.
(Not in a gay way. More like a prison sort of way.)

Remember when I said I was bored last weekend and wanted to start a project? Well some people took me up on the offer to join in and have fun… like a big masquerade ball that will never end. With lots of steamy sex stories hidden for members only.
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First there was the “Bush = Hitler” protest signs, long before that was the clever knickname for Senator Clinton (”Hitlery”), and now everyone from Pat Robertson to Sen. Santorum is comparing the fillibustering Democrats to the Nazis…

Like Anton LaVey says in his books, “Simply put: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like”.

Everyone is Hitler these days. That teacher who gave your child detention is Hitler, those spammers putting comments in your blog is Hitler… hell, that little bastard paperboy who keeps tossing your newspaper in puddles has GOT to be Hitler, right? Who else would do such a thing?

You’re all wrong.

You know who IS Hitler?
My gerbil. I have proof.

Sure. Look at him innocently running on his wheel, nibbling on his water bottle. I know he’s secretly plotting world domination and exterminating 55 million people.

You aren’t fooling anyone, fucker.