September 27th, 2004
It appears Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian ™ has given The Good Book® a rest and has put Kitty Kelley’s new trash novel on her nightstand….
I have no intentions of buying the book, it just seems some of the allegations are just too outlandish for me to believe:
- The Bush family fortune *didn’t* come FROM Prescott Bush’s investments in the Third Reich, but when Barbara Bush robbed banks nationwide with Ma Barker’s gang instead
- The Bush family feud with Dan Rather actually started when Rather asked Poppy in 1988 “Do you have any naked pictures of your wife? Wanna buy some?”
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September 26th, 2004
I’m not sure how I bounced to this in my nightly surf: Jerry Fallwell Quotes, and I think I’ve struck comedy gold.
Kids… this is why your mommy doesn’t want you eating paint chips off the floor!
“Grown men should not be HAVING sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them”
That one threw me INTO an uncontrollable giggling fit for more reasons than I care to explain.
How’s the wife, Jerry?
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September 23rd, 2004
In yet another embarrassment for CBS, the network today acknowledged that “not everyone” loves Raymond.
ARRRGH!!!!! When will the lies end??!!??
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September 23rd, 2004
You know, since I’ve given up being a workaholic, I’ve discovered television.
(Why didn’t you people tell me it was in color now?)
Tell me, how can you NOT love little Stewie Griffin FROM “Family Guy“?
He’s EXACTLY what I imagined Dr. Doom was like as a toddler.
A great episode was where he was taken away by CP$ and in a foster home.
Foster child: “Come on Stewie, you can help us make our rainbow”
Stewie: “I have a better idea, why don’t we all play let’s drink what’s under the sink instead?”
The best by far was the one where Peter’s dad retires and comes to live with them. A stereotypical Irish Catholic who turns Stewie on to God with horror stories FROM the Old Testament.
Stewie: “I love this God fellow… he’s so deliciously evil!!!”
Nyuk….
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September 20th, 2004
So, am I the only one who sees the irony in this?
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