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Month: December 2003
Reasons for Christmas LIVE – Thursday, Dec. 11th
We all have a song or two that tells us the holidays are upon us. There’s one song that triggers it for me: “The Christmas Song”, by Nat King Cole.
And I heard it today, at lunch with Jon Jorgenson.
Merry Christmas! PAR-TAY!
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The Rat Bastard factor (redux)
** UPDATE: Dec 11th – UH OH! Mark got FARKED-UP! (Hat tip: Kathy K) **
Or perhaps this should be aptly titled “How to wreck your career in one night”
Remember my little rant “The Rat Bastard Factor“?
Well, the tale gets better…
Pazuhanich Charged With Indecent Assault
“Charges have been filed against Monroe County District Attorney Mark Pazuhanich. Now police have issued a warrant for his arrest… Pazuhanich is now charged with four counts, including indecent assault, putting a child in danger and corruption of a minor. ”
In laymen’s terms: He allegedly fondled his own daughter, and was seen by a security guard and a concerned mother, doing it at the Hilary Duff concert last Saturday in Wilkes Barre.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen… welcome to my world.
Only in the Poconos can you get a District Attorney, who was best known for:
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Some parental notes about tonight’s school performance
1. Lady in the row in front of us: No offense, but HOLY SHIT you have the ugliest friggin’ kid I’ve ever seen IN MY LIFE! I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be cruel… but damn! All I wanted to do was toss him a banana and see if this infant can peel it with his feet.
2. Music teachers: Please understand that I have the world of respect for teachers. Especially music teachers. I have no patience. Any one I tried to teach guitar, it usually ends in 15 minutes, as they form a “C” chord wrong and the screaming begins, followed by six weeks of therapy for the poor kid.
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Other than that, how was the Hilary Duff concert?
It states, quite clearly, in the Internet Superhero Code of Ethics & Conduct, section four, subsection 16D:
“Members are strictly forbidden to mock, laugh, gloat, or otherwise partake in joyous behavior at the misery of a nemesis found in a twisted situation of extreme karmic proportions.”
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Why does this cartoon offend Warbloggers, anyway?
Chicken Hawk Down – By Tom Tomorrow
Hee hee haw haw HAAAAAAA!!!!
*falls off chair*
(I’m ok.)
It seemed to have caused a stir a week or two back. (I’m late for the party again, what else is new. But Tom Tomorrow nailed in six panels what I have been trying to say for over a year.).
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World AIDS Day 2003
Quite frankly, I always seem to miss “World AIDS day” every year. Not that I think AIDS awareness is unimportant (quite the contrary). It just seemed so “trendy” and “the thing to do” with bloggers back then. Now that the posts have dwindled down on the web… I think I can be my usual “untrendy” self and make a mention as the message of awareness and debunking the myths and stigmas needs to be circulated.
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