Who needs the half-assed reporting of lame-o news services like Reuters anyway? They don’t even have the balls to call someone a freakin’ “Terrorist” for cryin’ out loud!*

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Free association is described as a “psychonanalytic procedure in which a person is encouraged to give free rein to his or her thoughts and feelings, verbalizing whatever comes INTO the mind without monitoring its content.”

There are no right or wrong answers. Don’t LIMIT yourself to one word responses or try to evaluate them, just say everything that pops INTO your head.

1. Slob:: St. Bernard

2. 60:: 69!
3. Personals:: Naked Dixie Chicks
4. Famous:: Naked Dixie Chicks
5. Cancer:: Virgo
6. Internet:: Headache
7. Previously:: Next
8. Moonshine:: Naked Dixie Chicks
9. Ants:: Gene Hackman
10. Check:: Roger!

Wanna play?

Diz is back in town… and she’s come bearing gifts. She figures I need cheering up, and CyberTown is in deperate need of a few laughs…

THANKS DIZ!!!! *MWAH!*

For those who don’t hang on to every word I say, and commit it to memory (most likely for a future legal action, you dirty bums!), she is of course referring to this post.
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People, you gotta love ‘em.

With all the Susan Sarandon/Tim Robbins bashing going on, I was on Mykeru.Com, where he brings up an article about 9/11… and oh lookie… Susan Sarandon cooking for the rescue workers, and Tim Robbins rounding up steel-toe boots for the crews at Ground Zero.

Yeah, they are sooooo damn un-American, aren’t they?
No one remembers that, they just want to remember how outspoken they’ve been on the war lately. Blacklisted FROM certain events for it.
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Hey kiddies, it’s time for the Saturday Scruples!
To be honest, these “day of the week/questionnaire” things aren’t my bag, I usually enjoy going around reading the answers… Daphne always puts some good thoughts INTO these.

I also like to see people’s hypocrisy and laugh:
“OH BULLSHIT! You know damn well you would trample a wheelchair-bound midget with downs syndrome to get out of a flaming building if you had to… and you KNOW IT!!!”

Hypothetical questions are great that way.

Of course everyone KNOWS I would help that poor person get to safety at the risk of my own demise, RIGHT??? I mean it would be a waste to not have the little gimp to kick around and ridicule later.

(Note to self: Daphne’s not going to let me play anymore after that one. Watch. :0)
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