February 28th, 2003
Kira, the Desert Flower has moved. Got a sharp new design, and went back to her old monniker of “Drawn Outside The Lines“.
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Kim, everyone’s favorite tough-as-nails survivor has moved The SICK SIDE to her new home at Serenity-Quest.
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My co-worker, Brian Burbank, has a thread going on his message board: “Lines FROM Dumb & Dumber“… flex your trivia muscles and add some quotes FROM the movie, will ya?
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As you can see on the right… my “Testimonials” are in full swing. A new one every time you refresh the page.
I need more testimonials!!!!
How have I changed your life?
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Cheyenne is losing at the Nude Bloggie Awards. Voting ends Sunday. She has vowed to carry out her threat to go with less T&A… AND MORE BARNEY!!!
Folks… I don’t even consider that funny.
Don’t do this to me and all the other horny hetero guys on the net…. VOTE FOR GNOME-GIRL!!!!
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**// Oh well, there was a long diatribe here about us guys and our preoccupation with our peckers, how most household items are phallic symbols, and how our next president needs to have a REALLY BIG DICK (I’m talking Vin Diesel/Milton Berle caliber here… before our next military action is called “Operation: Penis Envy”). But alas it is gone now.
Probably for the best… the thought of me and my big lips being someone’s bitch in a federal penitentiary is just too much for me to handle. //**
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February 25th, 2003
Yeesh… my attempts to be boring and neglect everyone isn’t working.
Must try to bore you harder. (Take that any way you want.)
Well, since I’m still deep INTO a bunch of projects (one is a superhero cartoon short I hope you’ll like.) In the meantime, let me direct you to some more entertaining places in CyberTown….
Have you guys met Jet and her husband Speedbump?
They’re friends of The Mighty “T”… so that makes them friends of mine (If I know what’s good for me!) :0)
They’re a fun bunch. Jet just wrote her account on the private little war us parents face in America.
Speedbump is hilarious… his antics remind me a lot of my own, and we should run a contest to see who spends more time on the couch after pissing the Mrs. off. Some of the stuff Jet writes about him reminds me of what Carole would write about me if she were blogging…
Of course if Carole had legs like Jet…
I wouldn’t be … uhm, … uh…
I forgot what I was going to say. Go pay them a visit.
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February 20th, 2003
I know… I know….
It looks like I’m ignoring you all but I am chest-deep in various projects.
I’m trying to answer everyone privately in the last thread, there’s just too many things to add, extend sympathies, and thank you for… I also have a ton of emails to contend with.
Besides, I have absolutely nothing to talk about.
But hey… thanks for stopping by. :0)
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February 17th, 2003
testing 1,2,3
Got Movable Type 2.61… and I’m ready to roll as soon as I get a look together.
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February 16th, 2003
Interesting Discovery:
I use photoshop for most of my graphics. Then I open up the .PSD files in Fireworks to make .gifs (they just look better to me.)
Since fireworks is vector-based (rather than rasterized), I converted the .psd file I rendered in poser INTO a .png (Portable network graphics).
Then I imported the .png file INTO flash for the front page of EricBrooks.Com
Now it expands & contracts with no loss in quality. I couldn’t do that if I had imported a .jpg. Plus the flash file is only 39kb. Using a .jpg that file size (800×600px) would have put it well over 100k.
It’s vector graphics FROM now on for me….
(Just a little something to keep you busy while I DELETE a bunch of files here…)
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