November 30th, 2002
… well the “straight man” can be gay, too. Just don’t look for me to share the same hotel room when we go on tour. (I’m homophobic on Tuesdays and Saturdays… rest of the week, I’m okay up until the third “Racist Friday” of the month…. then there’s the half hour of “religious piety’ and 15.2 seconds of “political correctness” each second month…)
Inspired by Cootie’s Ready Made Punchlines, and I figure if I add a few of my “starters”, maybe someone can come in, whip up a middle part and make some decent jokes…
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November 30th, 2002
Alright… eight crayyyyyyyzee nights!
If you’re not:
Scrambling across malls and rioting for Christmas gifts
Blowing up shit in the name of Allah for Ramadan
Doing, uhm, Wiccan stuff…
Most likely NOT reading this post because it’s Friday after sunset…
THEN YOU MUST BE CELEBRATING CHANUKKAH!
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November 29th, 2002
…. but we had a nice cozy fire going in the fireplace all day, so we really didn’t give a damn. :0) 
Of course, even Anarchtica had a Norman Rockwell-esque setting to it, as a snowstorm closed all the schools down on Wednesday. If I recall, someone was wishing for a “White Thanksgiving“, so for those who didn’t, I offer you this… and sincerely hope none of you are taking it as rubbing it in (though it’s SO obvious I am). 
“Turkey with the Demon ‘02” was a smashing success due to the Mrs’ culinary skills and all our wonderful guests: Which included entertainer Johnny Kai (who was thrilled to hear the news from another fellow Hawaiian that the waves in his home island of Oahu is enjoying 8-12 foot waves); our friend, Jeff dropped in with his mom and sister… and a bunch of neighbors stopped by for coffee & dessert…
… and of *COURSE* there was TWO pecan pies among all the other cakes!
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November 27th, 2002
You have a Shitty Attitude! Go figure.
You’re an asswipe. It’s that simple.
You’re whiney, annoying, and tiresome.
One day, someone’s gonna smack you.
Take the What the Hell Kinda Attitude is That? Quiz at aka cooties
(Via Michele. And yes, I’m as shocked at the results as you are.
Cooties is out to get me. Simple as that.)
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OOH! I had a visit to my site by THE MAN today at 10AM (checking his stats, obviously)…
So… remind me why YOU people think YOU’RE so special???? :0P
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