July 20th, 2002
I don’t know if you guys have clicked on the new banner while checking your Sitemeter stats but Coffecup Software is offering CoffeeCup Firestarter 5.0 FREE!!!!
I usually keep my eyes out for stuff like that. A lot of these programs are really good (Instead of paying a fortune for 3D Studio Max, I made my CyberPal Doll using Anim8or… a FREE program.)
Who loves ya baby?
P.S. My apologies to all the hatemail writers about the new popup ads. It was just an experiment, guys… chill out.
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July 19th, 2002
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Dr. King, Sgt. Pepper, Vietnam, Summer of Love, Woodstock…
Naps and ba-ba’s… NOW WE’RE TALKING about the 60’s!!!!
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July 12th, 2002
… I found out I wasn’t invincible after all.
I also found out just how unforgiving I am, too.
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July 10th, 2002
I’m reading this off a can of mace.
This is serious stuff.
“First Aid: Remove subject from contaminated area and position subject in an area of fresh air. Verbally reassure subject and continue to monitor subject throughout the decontamination process…”
*puzzled*
What kind of passive/agressive bullshit is this???!!???
“Verbally reassure” him of what…? Though he’s a thug that tried to mug/rape/muder you, he’s probably a good person deep inside?
One can only assume that “subject” just got sprayed with mace for a relatively good reason. So grab a crayon, and write this over your mace instuctions:
“First Aid: While subject is covering his eyes and screaming like a little sissy bitch, repeatedly kick subject in the nuts. Should subject remove his hands from his eyes, discharge more mace. Repeat until subject’s eyes are bleeding, melted out of it’s orbital sockets, or until can is finally empty; whichever occurs last. Leave for dead.”
I mean, really.
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July 9th, 2002
(MORE Honest to goodness conversations overheard in elevators)
Guy One: “I am so fucking BROKE!”
Guy Two: “Tell me about it, I’m wondering if I should sell my liver on ebay or on the black market! Which one do you think will get me more money?”
Guy One: “What does it matter? You’ll be dead.”
Guy Two: “Bullshit, dude….! People donate a kidney, and live off the other one all the time!”
Guy One: “But you only got *ONE* liver.”
Guy Two: “I do?”
*silence*
Guy Two: (Both getting off the elevator) “SHIT!!! I better call the doctor and cancel the surgery then.”
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