Postponed for at least another week….
Got a bunch of family related loose ends to tie up, which includes a funeral in Queens at 2PM today, and the Tribe moving the hell off this damn mountain to an undisclosed location later this week.

Thank you…. this has been a recording.

I finally had the honor of meeting Nancy Pugsley tonight at a diner. She was picking up more petitions to have the 13 year old monster that raped her 19-month-old granddaughter tried as an adult. (Story here and here).

She’s collected thousands of signatures in less than a month (she’d get more if the word "Castration" was somewhere in the petition)…Several network news shows are interested in picking up the story. Keep an eye on it. I think the days where evil little bastards are going to start doing hard time if they do the crime… is finally here!

From the "Last to know(as usual)" department…

In answer to the moron’s latest question…. the "Soul" button that you see to the right, is compliments of JimFormation.

I know I remembered to send a Valentine card to…. uh…. whats-her-name. :0)

"Personally, I think he’s just jealous…"
Tam, what the hell are you smoking…. and do you have any left??!!??

• Today makes the second day that the Tribe called Brooks have been stranded out here in Stroudsburg (we’re all staying at a hotel near the Pocono Record). The transmission blew on the van, and we have no way home (or I have no way to work, take your pick).

• Much to the disappointment of a well-known designer’s husband, the newly-designed Pocono Record site is up. Despite the overwhelming positive response from readers, my site, and a ton of marketing tests, this individual decided that he needed to write a few emails and tear a new asshole in me for my self praise….
• So let’s recap:
• It’s been an unbelievably shitty week, with things going wrong , from the car… to almost a thousand dollars missing from our income taxes…. with no explaination.
• I’ve been here less than a month, and have done what no other webmaster has been able to do since 1998…
• Fought like hell with several departments to get the news on the front page (in case you forgot what the original site looked like.)
• I am on my 15th hour here, working out all the bugs, programming glitches, and potential dead links….
• And some jerk (who I had originally thought was one of that well-known webdesigner’s kids… with the way he was ranting like a little brat!), thinks I need to be taken down a few pegs…..
• So you’ll have to FUCKING EXCUSE ME IF I FEEL THE NEED TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK FOR ALL MY HARD WORK.

Shit head.

• Just sent out another riveting edition of WHUZZUPDATE….
  
  
• Faith, don’t get used to this from me, but your design abilities are fine…. but like I said, freelancing don’t pay dick.

  Here is the formula, I’ve worked out:

  Hours spent on site + Price you pay on software (let’s all pretend we don’t go to Astalavista, okay?), times the Square Root of the cheap bastards who don’t understand why a website costs so much….when their nephew can do it for free…

  Equals = JACK SHIT
  It’s a fact of life folks…. unless you’re a damn good con artist, there IS NO Internet Gravy Train….

• Congratz to the winners of Davezilla’s Anti-Bloggie Awards. While I was kinda dissapointed for not winning in the "Biggest Jerk" category… I still contributed prizes and have contacted all of the winners to see if they want it:

  …………..At least 3 AOL 6.0 CD’s that I’ve collected in the pastmonth.
  So far, everyone has said "No thanks".
  Jeez, you figure the old “Pyra gang” could use them as paperweights to hold their unemployment receipts, or something.