• Designer Minds - If someone had told me, two years ago, an upcoming talented designer was going to interview me along with several of my design heroes (Jeffrey Zeldman, Halcyon, Lance Arthur), I would have said: "What the hell are you on?" and "Do you have any left????"…. well guess what? Jeffrey "Skizz" Musante made it happen. I love this guy! (I thought his sister’s was the best interview though.) What really stuck me most of all in this piece, was the different perceptions we all have of "God"….

      …speaking of The Almighty….

• Bird Manna - "This is the amazing autobiography of a young man who believes he is in contact with space aliens, that he was abducted and taken to another planet for therapy, that the aliens are God’s emissaries, and that God has charged him with telling the world…" (quoted from the site). It’s a very interesting site. And I got the impression from CyberPal, Mark Frey, that he really, really, really wanted his site plugged here. You got it, buddy! Keep in mind folks (especially you close-minded religious types), we don’t have all the answers, now do we?
• Byun-O-Matic - OMG!!!! I was laughing hysterically with every page… especially Bryan’s mock-up corporate section…. it will brighten your day (and I *SO* needed it this evening).

• s t r a n d e d - It only took three weeks to find her and thank her for putting in a plug for my Font Site. Really nice design work there, Xaymara!
• nothing online > realworld - I had apparently corrupted poor Matthew’s character last week, from my "Top 10 Signs Your Child May Be Too Old For Breastfeeding". Well, my young Canadian friend, just know that I am essentially an Evil, malevolent being in my realm… my friends don’t call me "The Bastard" or "gOdOfMiScHiEf" for nothing. :0)

Wheeeeee…. after having a four day vacation, earlier this week from the net, I may do it again…. I’ll probably build up my internet broadcasting empire(like I always dreamed) with a brand-spankin’ new E-TV - All Eric All The Time, more detailed features this time (since the first and only broadcast was in March).

What’s that?

HEY, FUCK YOU!!!!

Remind me again how much you jerk-offs are paying me to keep you fucking entertained??!?!

That’s it… all of you, OFF MY SITE….NOW!!!!!! You’re not allowed back here for THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!!!

SEE YA!!!!!!

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Wait… not you! I was talking to them…. we’re still cool, right?

Alright!!!! Here’s what’s going on….

• Got the new Search Engine fixed. After almost 48 straight hours…. I figured out the problem… I have more crap on this site than this thing could index!!!! So I don’t have WHUZZUP! orEG2 Fonts indexed in it. Chances are, they’ll both get separate search engines.
• WHUZZUPDATE^® - Coming out Sunday, to commemorate my upcoming "mid-life crisis" (scheduled 31 days from today) FREE GIVEAWAYS from a hidden location!!!! (psst… I suggest yousubscribe, ASAP!)

Yes Matt, add me to the list of people who consider you a DAMN FOOL for turning down Damnbaby Diva’s marriage proposal. (For those of you who missed Pete Milan’s brilliant reasoning on this; a "Damnbaby" is a woman who will walk past your average, living, breathing male, and the first words that come out of his mouth are "DAAAAAAMN, BAY-BEE!".). Which is now triggering men to "pop out of the woodwork" (subtle Freudian/Jung pun intended) and profess their lust for Faith. Question is: What the hell did I write to give everyone the impression that I was one of them? Sure she’s witty, intelligent, probably rich and a redhead (which so happens to be the top of the female food chain)… but I made a little harmless comment about the young lady sleeping in her underwear, that’s all. Even Carole grilled me for fucking hours over that one. I’m a flirt, not a cheat…big difference! To add insult to injury, "my pal" then diverts his obvious hornbag surges towards her, and throws ME in the hot seat! How fucking immature can you get???? Did I mention Graham Freeman’s DEFINITELY got a thing for Faith? Read the back entries (if you can) on Virulent Memes. Come on Graham…how transpansparent can you get???? Like you really had a bone to pick with the Divas…She is kinda cute, ain’t she?Don’t be shy, Matt… you know you want her…Besides, I’m just dyyyyyying to give that "Singing/Talking Bass" to someone as a wedding gift…. :0)

Redesigned the site… of course, I can’t get the damn search engine to work….

My Referrer log is going nuts as Skizz debuts his latest masterpiece: "Designer Minds"… of course his server must have crashed because I haven’t had a chance to see it yet…. cool questions too. Stufff that you really have to think about… none of that "What’s your favorite color" crap. This is Skizz we’re talkin’ about… SKIZZ IS THA FUTURE, BOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Faith sleeps in her undies… tee hee! She said some other stuff too, I don’t remember….

The Tribe called Brooks was in Brooklyn on Sunday for the final night of the Feast at Our Lady Of Mount Carmel. Our mission was threefold: To visit Uncle John (who is the Religious Educational Director there.) To see the Giglio (5 stories high, weighs several tons, lifted by a hundred testosterone-charged Italian men, and carried up and down the block.). And to get Steak & Mozzarella heros… (which of course were SOLD OUT).

Fuck it, I’m going to bed
(Picture of the Giglio courtesy of Doug Safranek)