Peep Washington, Jefferson and da rest of da boyz in an Independence Day Rap. Click on each founding father to let them throw down some phat lyrics too. (Flash required, y’all!)

• Now I can hold that venomous drivel you spew everywhere… against you for years to come...
  Now that we’ve exchanged icky pleasantries, can we pleeeeease resume that fun hate/hate relationship, so my wife’s friends can shut the fuck up, and stop putting ideas in her head (You had to be a redhead, didn’t you)??? I’ll continue to treat you with kid gloves, I promise.
• My turn to give advice to Netscape (make her a Diva already!) Diva: If you and Zero Cattle Diva can kindly go back and fine tune {insert name here}Diva’s blog and remove that extra "/blog/" in her permalink, her enemies would *SO* appreciate it. It’s causing "404"s.
• Actually after checking my links I just read the news and make the correction Netscape (make her a Diva already!) Diva. Congratulations!!! In my few conversations with you, you have always shown the compassion, knowledge, and helpfulness that Leader Diva has envisioned her group to be. (They’re gonna take that the wrong way and kick my ass for it… watch.)
• Kitty Diva: Tres Kewl! When you make that a screensaver, I want it!!!!!
• My life as a weblogger has no meaning without the Evil Judge Wimp to kick around…
• Uh… Baylink? You know I love ya, right? Not in a "gay" way…more like a "prison" sort of way. Answer my fucking E-mail already!
• Finally… proof that even a broken watch is right every once in a while:
  "Don’t write something you can’t say to someone’s face…."

Has become a rant…and moved to SoApBoX…

As seen on the web….

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{insert really funny, yet true, shit here}
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{insert an even funnier (and even truer) commentary here}"

(Wiping tears from my eyes) Damn you for:

1. Making me laugh so fucking hard.
2. Not putting an anchor in so people will know what the hell I’m talking about two weeks from now.
   

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• Jazz Radio. Net - Streaming MP3’s. Great music.
• Tonya’s Cherub Heaven - Dedication to Amanda, Kevin, Craig - Last two weeks, I was in an "Evil" mood. This week It’s sadness. She set this site up to remember the three children she lost. For those mouning the loss of a "blogger" in the community, maybe it’s time you got a little perspective of what’s important in this world……

Dude, I’m all for the Motorcycle Outlaw Gang…. I nominate Don Bruns for membership for this inspiring piece on being a bastard:

• "But whenever I watch an amateur try to act mean, they just fuck it all up. No diabolical style, no fiendish glee, no mustache-twirling villainy. "
  - yep. He’s our guy!-

But I ain’t going nowhere without some Biker Chicks!!!!!.