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EvilMarty® 2004 World Tour

I’m bored.

Anyone who has known me for longer than 10 minutes knows that can ony mean one thing:

Mischief and Mayhem.

Ok, that’s two things. Sue me.

As everyone knows, usually some evil twisted bad guy/gal becomes that way because of a tragic unjust miscarriage of justice in the antagonist’s past that scarred him/her forever….

In my case, it’s because nobody ever trusted me with a Flat Stanley. You know the cute little paper guy that gets mailed around the world and everyone takes pictures with him.

Well, nobody let me play.

(Everyone: “AWWWWWW…..”) EvilMarty®

Anybody up for some Photoshop fun?

I propose we circulate EvilMarty®. Flat Stanley’s no good, welfare recipient, beer guzzling cousin from the trailer parks…

I’ll make the Photoshop PSD, and we can circulate him around notorious crime scenes, mass murderers and politicians. Post it in your blog, and ping me.

Then we can have a vote, and the winner will get a premium copy of LotsaFonts! on CD.

LOOKIE!
*holds back tears* *sniffles*

Then maybe… just maybe, I’ll ~~find something else to blame for my sorry state of bitter bastardhood~~ be a better person.

(Everyone: “AWWWWWW…..”)

Would you do it for me?

Wow. Who knew there were so many problem adults that are handy with Photoshop out there?

Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are solely those of Eric Brooks. They do not necessarily reflect those of his employers, friends, contacts, family, or even his pets (though my cat, Puddy, seems to agree with me on many key issues.). In accordance to my terms of use, you hereby acknowledge my right to psychoanalyze you, practice accupuncture, and mock you incessantly with every visit. As the user, you also acknowledge that the author has been legally declared a "Problem Adult" by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, and is therefore not responsible for any of his actions.

Kendra

I’ll play. But if you’re really bored, this ought to entertain you:
http://www.meph.eu.org/pinguin.swf
Or this:
http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
By the way, did you get that email I sent you about the skull you asked about? (that ought to raise some eyebrows)
-=e=-

Here he is…
(Ladies, no swooning until the end of the post)

You can right-click and save that, or more serious photoshoppers can download the 300 DPI Photoshop file…
Donna

snagged him and posted him already.
Carla

I spotted Evil Marty over at my site
Desiree

Okay… you got me Eric, I just composed a Marty pic… I’ll put it up shortly!
Desiree

Yup… he invaded my eve and photoshop, and is now stationed over here
Dee

EvilMarty stopped out for some beers with my local blogger buddies and me… blurring the lines of blogging reality….
Dee

eric, I think he’s out of control… we must end the madness before he hurts someone.
http://www.glassy-eyed.com/archives/000222.html
Michelle

Evil Marty is visiting Cape Town, South Africa and is enjoying his visit. You will see some photo’s of him soon. He sends his best wishes and says he is best buddies with the beer drinking, sport fanatic men here. He’ll be back soon because he is tired of my nagging to get him to shave and jog on the beach with me.
Dr. D.

Marty looks like the typical male dude….beer, smoke, need of a shave…..hey, how come he isn’t in boxers and shirtless? And, where’s the TV remote?

Have a good weekend -e-
Kate S.

Have a good month off, enjoy yourself, will miss you a bunch and be bored, waiting for your return. (Love Saddam’s slot pic!)
Dr. D.

Enjoy your time off.

Superbowl???….no thanks!
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