EvilMarty® 2004 World Tour
I’m bored.
Anyone who has known me for longer than 10 minutes knows that can ony mean one thing:
Mischief and Mayhem.
Ok, that’s two things. Sue me.
As everyone knows, usually some evil twisted bad guy/gal becomes that way because of a tragic unjust miscarriage of justice in the antagonist’s past that scarred him/her forever….
In my case, it’s because nobody ever trusted me with a Flat Stanley. You know the cute little paper guy that gets mailed around the world and everyone takes pictures with him.
Well, nobody let me play.
(Everyone: “AWWWWWW…..”)
Anybody up for some Photoshop fun?
I propose we circulate EvilMarty®. Flat Stanley’s no good, welfare recipient, beer guzzling cousin from the trailer parks…
I’ll make the Photoshop PSD, and we can circulate him around notorious crime scenes, mass murderers and politicians. Post it in your blog, and ping me.
Then we can have a vote, and the winner will get a premium copy of LotsaFonts! on CD.
*holds back tears* *sniffles*
Then maybe… just maybe, I’ll find something else to blame for my sorry state of bitter bastardhood be a better person.
(Everyone: “AWWWWWW…..”)
Would you do it for me?
Wow. Who knew there were so many problem adults that are handy with Photoshop out there?
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January 26th, 2004 at 7:02 pm
I’ll play.
But if you’re really bored, this ought to entertain you:
http://www.meph.eu.org/pinguin.swf
Or this:
http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
By the way, did you get that email I sent you about the skull you asked about? (that ought to raise some eyebrows)
January 27th, 2004 at 2:46 am
Here he is…
(Ladies, no swooning until the end of the post)
You can right-click and save that, or more serious photoshoppers can download the 300 DPI Photoshop file…
January 27th, 2004 at 4:28 am
snagged him and posted him already.
January 27th, 2004 at 4:29 am
Food for thought
Oxymoron (Heavy on the moron) What is an Oxymoron? Oxymoron Definition: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. IE., Jumbo Shrimp Consider this:- Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making peopl…
January 27th, 2004 at 4:33 am
Food for thought
Oxymoron (Heavy on the moron) What is an Oxymoron? Oxymoron Definition: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. IE., Jumbo Shrimp Consider this:- Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making peopl…
January 28th, 2004 at 3:11 pm
I spotted Evil Marty over at my site
January 28th, 2004 at 9:38 pm
Okay… you got me Eric, I just composed a Marty pic… I’ll put it up shortly!
January 28th, 2004 at 10:21 pm
Yup… he invaded my eve and photoshop, and is now stationed over here
January 28th, 2004 at 10:33 pm
Theme Thursday and Evil Marty
Then, along came Evil Marty… from Eric, so I did my part and found Evil Marty got himself in a visit with Martha, perhaps he is teaching her how to chill out, stay loose and …
January 28th, 2004 at 11:39 pm
EvilMarty stopped out for some beers with my local blogger buddies and me… blurring the lines of blogging reality….
January 29th, 2004 at 12:08 am
eric, I think he’s out of control… we must end the madness before he hurts someone.
http://www.glassy-eyed.com/archives/000222.html
January 29th, 2004 at 12:14 am
marti-fer
The news of the break-up of Bennifer was not lost on EvilMarty®… he wasted not one moment before making his move! click to view the bigger picture: EvilMarty® World Tour…
January 29th, 2004 at 12:14 am
EvilMarty® sighting
I was happy and surprised to see EvilMarty® stop out at our first local blogger meet-up last Wednesday night. We were honored that he found time for us while he’s sailing along on his world tour!!! He could sure slam…
January 29th, 2004 at 3:07 pm
Evil Marty is visiting Cape Town, South Africa and is enjoying his visit. You will see some photo’s of him soon. He sends his best wishes and says he is best buddies with the beer drinking, sport fanatic men here. He’ll be back soon because he is tired of my nagging to get him to shave and jog on the beach with me.
January 30th, 2004 at 8:23 am
Marty looks like the typical male dude….beer, smoke, need of a shave…..hey, how come he isn’t in boxers and shirtless? And, where’s the TV remote?
Have a good weekend -e-
February 1st, 2004 at 6:43 pm
Have a good month off, enjoy yourself, will miss you a bunch and be bored, waiting for your return. (Love Saddam’s slot pic!)
February 1st, 2004 at 8:55 pm
Enjoy your time off.
Superbowl???….no thanks!